SimPLLLLLLLe Jim "6-13" Harbaugh (B1G Suspenders McKhakiPants, Cheater Cheater Booger Eater)

[ORD_Buckeye]

One thing is clear to me, and that is that Simple Jim is like the alley crackhead in Menace To Society. Every single January, this simple fuck is going to take his bag of cheeseburgers and his willing mouth to the NFL and see if he has any takers. The question is does tsun have the balls to pull out their gatt and blow a whole in this fool's chest.

 

[NFBuck]

One thing is clear to me, and that is that Simple Jim is like the alley crackhead in Menace To Society. Every single January, this simple fuck is going to take his bag of cheeseburgers and his willing mouth to the NFL and see if he has any takers. The question is does tsun have the balls to pull out their gatt and blow a whole in this fool's chest.

"Menace" analogies are far too infrequent. Bravo.

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

So the football coach calls his boss’s boss, tells him what the deal is going to be and The Plastic Ono fuck doll skips off to tell the coach’s boss the good news?

But the rest of CFB is just a bunch of out of control foosball programs masquerading as a school?

If the inmate wasn’t running the asylum, the president would probably tell his underling’s underling to go fuck himself.

There was no chance that dime store Gee wasn't going to make this all about himself.

 

[colobuck79]

I can’t think of a more perfect fit for a university president

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

I can’t think of a more perfect fit for a university president

I'm interested to see how it'll all play out. tsun Presidents are usually pretty bland types. Long term, I just don't know how such a shameless self-promoter is going to play in their Ivy wanna be culture.

Ono is also a real snake. He was hired at UC by his predecessor as Provost and almost immediately started stabbing the other guy in the back with trustees and donors to get the top job for himself. Other guy ended up so frustrated that he just up and quit at a board meeting and walked out. We saw that side of him when UC (100% predictably) was passed over for AAU membership, Ono went around Cincy telling trustees, ceo's and state politicians that it was because we lobbied the other B10 schools to blackball them.

 

[cincibuck]

I don't think he's clever enough to do this. He's just throwing out vague statements to appear like he's appreciative whilst laying down, legs akimbo, for any NFL job that would have him.

Wouldn't that be like still bending over in the shower to pick up the other guy's bar of soap?

 

[cincibuck]

If the recruiting at Michigan doesn't improve pretty soon, I might be more than willing to see him f*ck off for wherever after this season; ngl.

It would have been pretty crap to see him put this year at risk tho; because we're still loaded. Or at least as loaded as Michigan gets these days. All bets are off once JJ and the running backs are out...

I see these comments from lots of Buckeye fans and my question to you is the same as what I say here; WTF is wrong with Michigan's talent/recruiting? You've lost 1 regular season game in two years. You've won 2 CCGs. You've won The Game two years on a row. You're 4 - 0 against Penn State and the Buckeyes. Clearly talent is finding its way to Michigan.

 

[TenYearBore]

I see these comments from lots of Buckeye fans and my question to you is the same as what I say here; WTF is wrong with Michigan's talent/recruiting? You've lost 1 regular season game in two years. You've won 2 CCGs. You've won The Game two years on a row. You're 4 - 0 against Penn State and the Buckeyes. Clearly talent is finding its way to Michigan.

You don't win today with the recruits you're getting right now; it literally takes two years for spotty recruiting to show up. Y'all want to pretend we're beating Ohio State with plugs; the best players on *this* Michigan team right now are 4 and 5 stars and we're not getting 4 and 5 stars to replace them. Our recruiting has demonstrably taken a hit since 2020, and it's not looking up for this year either. I don't know what else to tell you but your comment demonstrates a lack of understanding about how recruiting works and why a school like Michigan is dipping so heavily into the transfer portal as guys age out.

Beating OSU the past two years was great; I appreciate both of those two Big 10 championships. And we're recruiting at an 8-4 level right now, which means if we don't get it turned around it's not going to last. I'm not sure I can help you understand "how time and roster graduation work."

 

[shetuck]

You don't win today with the recruits you're getting right now; it literally takes two years for spotty recruiting to show up. Y'all want to pretend we're beating Ohio State with plugs; the best players on *this* Michigan team right now are 4 and 5 stars and we're not getting 4 and 5 stars to replace them. Our recruiting has demonstrably taken a hit since 2020, and it's not looking up for this year either. I don't know what else to tell you but your comment demonstrates a lack of understanding about how recruiting works and why a school like Michigan is dipping so heavily into the transfer portal as guys age out.

Beating OSU the past two years was great; I appreciate both of those two Big 10 championships. And we're recruiting at an 8-4 level right now, which means if we don't get it turned around it's not going to last. I'm not sure I can help you understand "how time and roster graduation work."

i'd say that having a so called "head coach" who each of the last two years has made *very* public moves to bail doesn't help. every program has off years when it comes to recruiting - eg look at OSU's secondary situation - but to have a guy like Jimmah essentially set fire to the program is on another level.

 

[Trevi]

Shocking, just shocking.

According to sources, Harbaugh has acknowledged his program committed four Level II violations, as the NCAA initially alleged. He has further apologized to the university that they occurred. However, he has refused to sign any document or publicly state that he was ever untruthful with the enforcement staff.

The 59-year-old has maintained he didn’t recall the events when first speaking with investigators but that he was never purposefully dishonest.

Sources: Resolution talks in NCAA's case vs. Michigan hit impasse over Jim Harbaugh's refusal to say he lied

The battle lines are drawn. Harbaugh is not expected to back down and would likely mount a ferocious defense against any allegation he purposely lied.

www.yahoo.com

 

[buckeyemania11]

Shocking, just shocking.

Sources: Resolution talks in NCAA's case vs. Michigan hit impasse over Jim Harbaugh's refusal to say he lied

The battle lines are drawn. Harbaugh is not expected to back down and would likely mount a ferocious defense against any allegation he purposely lied.

www.yahoo.com

DFBIA is celebrating this as him telling the NCAA to go fuck themselves. They should be careful what they wish for here

I hope he continues to do this and the NCAA decides to unleash a mess of sanctions on him and scUM for it.

 

[BuckeyeNation27]

Imagine the shit storm if Tressel, rigger of raffles, eater of souls, decided to play dumb like this.

 

[ScriptOhio]

Shocking, just shocking.

Sources: Resolution talks in NCAA's case vs. Michigan hit impasse over Jim Harbaugh's refusal to say he lied

The battle lines are drawn. Harbaugh is not expected to back down and would likely mount a ferocious defense against any allegation he purposely lied.

www.yahoo.com

he didn’t recall the events when first speaking with investigators but that he was never purposefully dishonest.

Jim Harbaugh ≠ a "Michigan Man" image of integrity....but we already knew that....

 

[Zurp]

DFBIA is celebrating this as him telling the NCAA to go fuck themselves. They should be careful what they wish for here

I hope he continues to do this and the NCAA decides to unleash a mess of sanctions on him and scUM for it.

I hope he continues to fight The Man, too. Best case scenario is the NCAA hammers them into oblivion, and *ichigan fans mirror the cult when they wanted to leave the NCAA and join the NAIA. That was fun. Worst case scenario is that the NCAA is forced to admit that they're toothless and hopefully someone comes in and gives them some real power and forces them to be consistent.

 

[Buckeye86]

hopefully someone comes in and gives them some real power and forces them to be consistent.

the NCAA is never going to function properly to regulate major college football in the NIL era (they can probably continue to do fine in other sports outside of men’s basketball)—the best case scenario is the four mega conferences continue to solidify and eventually they band together to tell the NCAA to go fuck themselves and set up their own governing body to create and enforce uniform rules