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SimPLLLLLLLe Jim "6-13" Harbaugh (B1G Suspenders McKhakiPants, Cheater Cheater Booger Eater)

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If I had to bet money, I'd say he's gone; probably to the Broncos. Their first choice might be Sean Payton, but the Saints want a 1st and Denver doesn't have it. I don't think it's an accident they picked David Shaw for one of their Rooney interviews. Furthermore, I can't figure out why Harbaugh's camp would leak extremely detailed information about Harbaugh's contract battles with Warde Manuel if they intended to sit back down at the table; that's not how you conclude successful negotiations, that's how you implode them. To wit, Michigan appears to be leaking that THEY have no intention of improving their last offer. All the Michigan insiders are grumpy, and there's a lot of "I hate both/every side" going on in the community of "those in the know."

Add it all up and I'm pretty sure the final answer is... "Boom."
 
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colobuck79 said:
Again, I selfishly want him in Denver for the entertainment value.
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I think it's pretty telling that the ownership group is a bunch of NFL outsiders and the two names they've come up with and have tipped their hand about are... Sean Payton, and Jim Harbaugh. Old, famous, big name guys; at a time when the NFL's whole MO is now young, semi-obscure offensive genius coordinators and such. Apparently my drunk frontrunner uncle is now running the Broncos.

Filthy casuals.
 
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ORD_Buckeye said:
Harbaugh is too stupid and utterly devoid of any internal life or intrinsic humanity to off himself. When I think of famous people who do, I think of guys like Bourdain, Carlin or Williams. In other words, the complete opposite of Simple Jim.
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Yeah but I like the idea of him trussed up in a closet like Carradine so I am going to continue to try and speak it into existence
 
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Jaxbuck said:
I don’t know what the hell is going on, nor do I really care. I just hope it all blows up in their face somehow, cripples the program, embarrasses the university and enrages the DFBIA.

it’s my birthday and that’s all I want. I don’t think it’s asking too much.

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If I can be a little greedy, I’d ask for it to do all the things listed above and also drive Harbaugh to off himself Carradine style.
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Being the helpful type that you are, I’m assuming you’re even willing to ‘hold the rope’.
 
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ORD_Buckeye said:
Harbaugh is too stupid and utterly devoid of any internal life or intrinsic humanity to off himself. When I think of famous people who do, I think of guys like Bourdain, Carlin or Williams. In other words, the complete opposite of Simple Jim.
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Harbaugh would do it completely accidently in a way worthy of a Darwin Award. Something like diving into a pool of molten lava trying to rescue his baseball or something.
Or he could do it by Jax's preffered method along with all the other additions folks have put forward, but I submit that he would also be wearing his "penis sticking out of his mouth" mask.

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