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Shaggy Texas - Shaggy Bevo, Thujone, MS Pain, Butt Hurt, and BBQ (RIP)

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Being respectful that I'm probably the only person to ever make the shaggy million point club and then get banned, I thought it only proper and respectful that I go out with a bang rather than a whimper, so I present my final post on the shag*

*and doesn't ShaggyTexas literally translate into Brit as FuckyTexas.

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Texas to the PAC would be perfect. They could slobknob and play hacky sack with the Berkeley crowd. Play all their games when the rest of the country is asleep. Lose to USC every year, now that Vince Young "graduated", and have all their best recruits play in fluorescent green Nike U uniforms. And the Arizona schools have hotter chicks and have their own porn sites...
 
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BUCKYLE said:
I'd rather have Aggy in the B1G anyway.
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Despite what a freakshow they are, I have to admit aggy would at least have been grateful and humbled to be in the BIG; as opposed to Texas who would have walked into the room, sat at the head of the table, put their feet up on the table and then proceeded to spread out their horrid bbq coated in way too much cumin and dried out CostCo pepper flakes on the table and started to give orders. If we're going to invite Southerners into the Big Ten, we should at least go for the more sophisticated and genteel Virginia/NC types who don't dress like John Wayne while bringing better BBQ to the meeting.
 
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Saw31 said:
Texas to the PAC would be perfect. They could slobknob and play hacky sack with the Berkeley crowd. Play all their games when the rest of the country is asleep. Lose to USC every year, now that Vince Young "graduated", and have all their best recruits play in fluorescent green Nike U uniforms. And the Arizona schools have hotter chicks and have their own porn sites...
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What, are you kidding? Texas to the PAC would result in the PAC Network going Tier 1 on every cable network in the country just like the LHN.

At least if they stay true to form, they should be entering their next five year era of relevance just about the time we play them in 22-23. I'm guessing it'll be with Charlie's successor's successor.
 
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BUCKYLE said:
I'd rather have Aggy in the B1G anyway.
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ORD_Buckeye said:
Despite what a freakshow they are, I have to admit aggy would at least have been grateful and humbled to be in the BIG; as opposed to Texas who would have walked into the room, sat at the head of the table, put their feet up on the table and then proceeded to spread out their horrid bbq coated in way too much cumin and dried out CostCo pepper flakes on the table and started to give orders. If we're going to invite Southerners into the Big Ten, we should at least go for the more sophisticated and genteel Virginia/NC types who don't dress like John Wayne while bringing better BBQ to the meeting.
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Yep, shAggy is going to wake up one of these days, after Oklahoma bails on them, look in the mirror, and realize that they are the real "little brother" in the Texas/Aggy relationship.
 
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