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Jake said:
Prominent Texas donor McCombs bashes Strong hire

AUSTIN, Texas (AP) -- A billionaire donor to the University of Texas says the hire of new football coach Charlie Strong was like a ''kick in the face.''

Red McCombs has donated millions to Texas, and his name is on the north side of the football stadium. He publicly lobbied for Texas to hire Jon Gruden. :lol:
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So a rich white guy isn't happy about a black guy getting the Texas job because he preferred another rich white guy? Obviously, some things haven't changed a bit since I left.
 
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Someone on the Shag has created a fake Strong Twitter:

Charlie F'n Strong ‏@ChuckFnStrong 4h
What's all this video equipment doing in Case McCoy's old locker

Charlie F'n Strong ‏@ChuckFnStrong 8h
I have opened six drawers on Mack's old desk and there's sticks of butter in all of them. No pens or paper. Just butter.

Charlie F'n Strong ‏@ChuckFnStrong 8h
Met a few of my new Longhorn players. Patted one on the back and he fell down. What is going on.

@ChuckFnStrong
@shaggybevo Are you the official Texas Football site?

@ChuckFnStrong
I thought the workout equipment here was new. It's not. Just never been used. Guess I'll give it a go. See y'all in three hours.

-@chuckfnstrong
"Hey someone should get to the weight room the fat guy with the mustache is still there. I think he's dead."

@ChuckFnStrong
Is Belmont haunted? Buncha scared looking skinny white ghosts up in here.
 
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ulukinatme said:
Someone on the Shag has created a fake Strong Twitter:

Charlie F'n Strong ‏@ChuckFnStrong 4h
What's all this video equipment doing in Case McCoy's old locker

Charlie F'n Strong ‏@ChuckFnStrong 8h
I have opened six drawers on Mack's old desk and there's sticks of butter in all of them. No pens or paper. Just butter.

Charlie F'n Strong ‏@ChuckFnStrong 8h
Met a few of my new Longhorn players. Patted one on the back and he fell down. What is going on.

@ChuckFnStrong
@shaggybevo Are you the official Texas Football site?

@ChuckFnStrong
I thought the workout equipment here was new. It's not. Just never been used. Guess I'll give it a go. See y'all in three hours.

-@chuckfnstrong
"Hey someone should get to the weight room the fat guy with the mustache is still there. I think he's dead."

@ChuckFnStrong
Is Belmont haunted? Buncha scared looking skinny white ghosts up in here.
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Damn Texans. They don't have an original thought, do they?!? (says Faux Bo Pelini).
 
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ulukinatme said:
So, how long before theres a "Fuck Charlie Strong" thread on the Shag?
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Apparently I missed this, it was already up. It's amusing

http://www.shaggybevo.com/board/showthread.php/140974-Fuck-you-Charlie-Strong-thread

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Glad to know I wasn't the only one who had to look it up. Such a great photo, it's hard to believe it's real and not shopped.

Guess Kenny didn't get the A&M memo explaining that in order to emulate Johnny F., you're supposed to win a few games before you embarrass yourself.

When the officer asked Hill who is the current President of the United States, he said Bush.
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He probably misunderstood the question.

Then again, anyone who ever watched the old Jay Walking segments on Leno would not consider an incorrect answer to that question to be proof of intoxication. A whole lot of sober people are actually that stupid/out of touch.
 
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