Shaggy Texas - Shaggy Bevo, Thujone, MS Pain, Butt Hurt, and BBQ (RIP)

[AJHawkfan]

I find it hilarious that he took his shoes off before calling it a night.

When the officer asked Hill who is the current President of the United States, he said Bush.

Well, in his defense, it IS Texas. Ask roughly half of the Pedsters, and Joesus is still coaching the Nits.

 

[LostLassie]

I find it hilarious that he took his shoes off before calling it a night.

Hey, what kind of uncivilized slob are you, anyway? Don't you take your shoes off before going to bed*?

(*In a planter, under a tree, on a public street, atop a pile of rocks, dreaming fondly of President-For-Life Bush)

 

[BigWoof31]

 

[sparcboxbuck]

I find it hilarious that he took his shoes off before calling it a night.



Well, in his defense, it IS Texas. Ask roughly half of the Pedsters, and Joesus is still coaching the Nits.

We used to have a house rule in school. If you took your shoes off and placed them at the foot of the couch or whateverthefuck you were passing out on it was ruled as 'intentional sleeping behavior' meaning that you were not subject to black sharpie graffiti all over your body. Fall asleep with your shoes on, even in your own room, you were in fair play.

Clearly he thought that he had the same arrangements with College Station.

 

[Zurp]

We used to have a house rule in school. If you took your shoes off and placed them at the foot of the couch or whateverthefuck you were passing out on it was ruled as 'intentional sleeping behavior' meaning that you were not subject to black sharpie graffiti all over your body. Fall asleep with your shoes on, even in your own room, you were in fair play.

Clearly he thought that he had the same arrangements with College Station.

We had that rule, too. I remember a couple of times, the "good samaritans" would try to wreck our fun by removing the poor sap's shoes. We felt that if you're too drunk to wake up when we're putting the shoes back on you, you're fair game, again.

 

[sparcboxbuck]

We had that rule, too. I remember a couple of times, the "good samaritans" would try to wreck our fun by removing the poor sap's shoes. We felt that if you're too drunk to wake up when we're putting the shoes back on you, you're fair game, again.

That's awesome. I can say I've only been _that_ drunk once in my life and at the time people were more concerned that I'd not ever wake up than writing on me with sharpie.

Related: We have an African American friend who has reaaaaaaly dark skin. We used white out on him.

 

[AuTX Buckeye]

Shag should be a riot.... Their only QB with any experience, the same guy that didn't play the last 8 or 10 games due to concussions last year, any want to guess what happened? Yep he's out again with another concussion, which happened in the 1st but was never evaluated or taken out. Oh yeah and they lost this starting center too....

So now their starter is Swoopes (not fair to compare him and JT given the shit show that is Texas at QB, wisky might the only one worst).

Have fun shag

 

[NFBuck]

Shag should be a riot.... Their only QB with any experience, the same guy that didn't play the last 8 or 10 games due to concussions last year, any want to guess what happened? Yep he's out again with another concussion, which happened in the 1st but was never evaluated or taken out. Oh yeah and they lost this starting center too....

So now their starter is Swoopes (not fair to compare him and JT given the [Mark May] show that is Texas at QB, wisky might the only one worst).

Have fun shag

Ash is done. That's multiple concussions for him, and at this point I'd think they have to worry about his long-term health. Their OL is baaaad, too. Swoopes is mobile, but very raw as a passer. Their D should be solid this year, but their offense looks like a potential trainwreck.

 

[colobuck79]

But on the plus side that longhorn network is off the hook!

 

[NFBuck]

But on the plus side that longhorn network is off the hook!

And they still have Godzillatron.

 

[AuTX Buckeye]

Ash is done. That's multiple concussions for him, and at this point I'd think they have to worry about his long-term health. Their OL is baaaad, too. Swoopes is mobile, but very raw as a passer. Their D should be solid this year, but their offense looks like a potential trainwreck.

Yeah Ash should be done, and for a guy with this history how you dont have the trainers checking him after every series.... However I bet the kid will try to come back, UT should force him to quit, or never let him set foot on the field again.

this should lead to some epic Thujone works

 

[alexhortdog95]

Yeah Ash should be done, and for a guy with this history how you dont have the trainers checking him after every series.... However I bet the kid will try to come back, UT should force him to quit, or never let him set foot on the field again.

this should lead to some epic Thujone works

Let's see how they blame this on Strong,

EDIT: Was checking out their Ash gone thread. Ran across this one, had me in stitches:

Yesterday 11:43 AM #105 Red Five

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  Dont forget, we could have JT Barrett right now but Mack didn't want to scare off Swoopes. It's a bold strategy Cotton, let's see if it pays off.

 

[BayBuck]

Let's see how they blame this on Strong,

EDIT: Was checking out their Ash gone thread. Ran across this one, had me in stitches:

They also have a "Barrett or Swoopes" thread in their recruiting forum that has been active since 2011:

http://www.shaggybevo.com/board/showthread.php/99394-Barrett-or-Swoopes

 

[Dryden]

They also have a "Barrett or Swoopes" thread in their recruiting forum that has been active since 2011:

http://www.shaggybevo.com/board/showthread.php/99394-Barrett-or-Swoopes

I liked this post, then unliked it so I could like it again.

 

[BUCKYLE]

There's some serious bullshit being flung around over there.