Prioritize Your Hate List

[buckeyesin07]

I know when I wake up that I hate Georgia. I know that when I go to sleep I hate Georgia. I enjoyed the 90s duels with FSU and the amazing games that often decided a MNC shot. I loved the rivalry with the dentally impaired when Phat Phil was coaching in Knoxville. Tennessee's season being ruined by Spurrier made my Saturdays in September a happier thing.

But no matter how good or bad Georgia is, I want them to lose to us in a way that makes marriages break up and people lose jobs. I want them to feel bad from the last whistle of the Cocktail Party - to when their team bus is passing the billboard on I-95 saying "The Gator Club of Duval County Salutes another Georgia Senior Class Without a Win in the WLOCP", to when they get home and start whining to the AJC about how they need to move the game out of Florida.

I will take 1-11 if we can beat the Poodles. Every year. And when we finally take the overall win total, I will rub it in the face of every mutt I see, man or woman, child or Senior Citizen. And I will tell them "[censored] Vince Dooley and Georgia for running up the score 75-0 in 1942 when the Gators were off to war and Georgia kept the leg humpers at home using an ROTC scam", "[censored] Vince Dooley and Georgia for letting a lineman kick a FG in the closing seconds to win 51-0". [censored] their collection of drunken, red neck, frat-boy hybrids barking in your face before another Mutt loss.

If you do not have a red hot hate for a team like the leg humpers, one team you hate above all others, you are a poorer man for it Nute.

Well said. Substitute OSU for Florida and scUM for Georgia and you've got my thoughts.

 

[boogs03]

[censored] Michigan in every way inhumane under the sun! My current roommate is a michigan fan and that dumbass doesn't even know when scUM plays tOSU. Yeah, I know! I really hope he doesn't mind me telling him everyday that scUM sucks monkey ass. And I'll enjoy it whole-heartedly on November 26 when the living [Mark May] is kicked out of them. Yeah Wisconsin and State Penn are annoying from time to time, but nothing boils my blood like michigan. May they forever rot in hell!

 

[gregorylee]

I exult in every Ohio State victory, especially those against Michigan. And I hold Michigan fans (especially those who have lived their lives in Ohio) in contempt.

With that said, my actual hatred is focused pretty much entirely on brussels sprouts.

Just the thought of eating these disgusting green orbs makes me physically ill.

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Brussle sprouts!!!

TASTEY!!

 

[alexhortdog95]

This should tell you what you need to know about how folks here feel about Texas.

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_YOr8hGBWY&feature=mfu_in_order&list=UL"]‪"Schick and Nick Show" Longhorn Network Promos‬‏ - YouTube[/ame]

 

[SmoovP]

This should tell you what you need to know about how folks here feel about Texas.

‪"Schick and Nick Show" Longhorn Network Promos‬‏ - YouTube

You johnny-come-lately guys have no earthly idea about Texas Hate.

 

[LovelandBuckeye]

I exult in every Ohio State victory, especially those against Michigan. And I hold Michigan fans (especially those who have lived their lives in Ohio) in contempt.

I give two of my friends a pass on the living in Ohio but rooting for TSUN. One's Dad is from Detroit and the other's Dad went to law school at TSUN. But they grew up in Buckeye country. Hell, I grew up in Cincinnati which has a cluster fuck of fanship in it and I only root for tOSU because it is my duty as a Buckeye to do so.

 

[LovelandBuckeye]

You johnny-come-lately guys have no earthly idea about Texas Hate.

You're right! I really didn't give two shits about Hook 'Em until I was stationed in Oklahoma and Kansas ('06-'10). Holy shit do I hate them now. Not on the level of TSUN, Catholic School of Indiana, or the PAC12 but it is a very close third.

 

[Taosman]

... and the answer I'm already hating that Fat Toad Up North!(FTUN) :tongue2:

 

[LovelandBuckeye]

That pic looked just like him!

 

[Muck]

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Brussle sprouts!!!

TASTEY!!

True dat

 

[Nutriaitch]

You johnny-come-lately guys have no earthly idea about Texas Hate.

it's statements like this that CBS and the SEC completely ignore when trying to cram an LSU/Arky rivalry down our throats.

seriously, where does LSU rank on Arky's hate list?

below Texas Obviously, even though y'all don't play them every year anymore.

we're probably higher on y'all list, simply because of the need to compile a new list when y'all joined the conference.

but for almost all LSU fans, R-Kansas is 4th at best on our list.

Florida, Bama, and Auburn are all above them.
for most fans, Ole Piss is still more hated than Arkansas.
and there is also a group of old timers who would also list Toolame above Arkansas.
Just too many years of bad blood and hatred to push aside for the new guy on the block.

Maybe if we had a few more games that actually meant something, it would help.

2002 is the only season I can remember where the winner of our game was in the SEC CG.

other than that, the West is usually already decided by the time our game rolls around.

 

[Gatorubet]

2002 is the only season I can remember where the winner of our game was in the SEC CG.

other than that, the West is usually already decided by the time our game rolls around.

Yeah. Games that knock you out of conference CGs and National CGs are where it gets really nasty and long term memory-ish.

The WLOCP Games have that effect every year, but somebody knocking you out of Atlanta or a BCS Championship shot is a blood feud memory.

 

[Nutriaitch]

Yeah. Games that knock you out of conference CGs and National CGs are where it gets really nasty and long term memory-ish.

The WLOCP Games have that effect every year, but somebody knocking you out of Atlanta or a BCS Championship shot is a blood feud memory.

exactly.

us beating them in '06 and them taking us down in '07 really didn't matter in the gran scheme of things. The team that lost still went to Atlanta.

this year has the potential to be one of those years where our game decides the West champion, but it will take more than 2 times over a 20+ year stretch to really brew up the hate.

or we would need to go on a run like we had with Auburn. brutal slugfests and close games with a lot of craziness mixed in. Our annual tilt with the other Tigers has really become "must see TV", because you never know what the hell is gonna happen in that game.

 

[knapplc]

I have a really good brussel sprouts recipe. I hated them until I tried it. I'll share it if anyone wants it.

 

[Jaxbuck]

As it relates to The Game, you guys have to understand there is a built in "state hate"/cultural divide that fuels our deal to get you through those periods where the game doesn't determine dick but bragging rights.

The two states went to war, literally, over the Toledo strip in 1835 and, not to bring politics into it too much, there was a strong sense of blue state vs red state thing for as long as I can remember. That is of course until recently when PC became the law of the land and it wasn't cool to hate the fuck out of your enemy anymore.

In general terms (obviously no blanket statement is ever correct except that scUM does indeed suck) tsun was a bastion of elitist, left wing, liberal, dirty hippie, pinko, commie, draft dodging fags who were rumored to indulge in buggery of small farm animals and somehow rationalized that toxic mix into a sense of pompous superiority.

Ohio was home to humble, salt of the earth, conservative, god fearing folk.

Obviously the two don't always see eye to eye.

Football is added to the real life disdain the two groups feel for each other (or at least used to) and makes it the greatest rivalry in sports as far as any of us are concerned.