Prioritize Your Hate List

[buckeyeintn]

Until they quit the [censored]ing sport, right Jax?

Not Jax, but yes, quit in utter humiliation.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Until they quit the fucking sport, right Jax?

Exactamundo

 

[Taosman]

Noting can come close to my hatrid of that shit hole up north!
Nothing! (and their players old and new)

 

[NFBuck]

1. scUM
2. Notre Dame
3. USC
4. Oklahoma
5. SEC upsets
6. Penn State
7. Wisconsin
8. Boise State (with a bullet)
9. Miami (FL)
10. Illinois

 

[jwinslow]

Watched the BTN replay of the 05 Penn State game (early) this morning.

I might have to bump those douchebags up a notch. I forgot how royally pissed I was after that game & how sad most of their fans are.

How pathetic is it for a legendary program to start almost all of your well known traditions in 2005, and have all of them copied off of someone else.

Camping out like duke
wearing white like many hockey and soccer stadiums
Zombie nation and kernkraft like so many stadiums, especially soccer

Hey, at least the "rail" was original

Games like that are why it is perfectly reasonable to have someone higher than Michigan. Arch enemies are not pathetic wannabes like plagiariST U. sure UM is arrogant, insufferable but they have the skills and accomplishments to back it up. they are a worthy adversary who is always enemy number one. they are not dismissed as pretenders.

 

[Jaxbuck]

How pathetic is it for a legendary program to start almost all of your well known traditions in 2005, and have all of them copied off of someone else.

Camping out like duke
wearing white like many hockey and soccer stadiums
Zombie nation and kernkraft like so many stadiums, especially soccer

Hey, at least the "rail" was original

Games like that are why it is perfectly reasonable to have someone higher than Michigan. Arch enemies are not pathetic wannabes like plagiariST U. sure UM is arrogant, insufferable but they have the skills and accomplishments to back it up. they are a worthy adversary who is always enemy number one. they are not dismissed as pretenders.

Science has all these different scales to measure hurricanes, earthquakes, tornado's what have you. If they made a scale to measure the level of a fanbases gay, pathetic douchebaggery it should be called The Rail scale.

If The Rail scale existed the rail incident would be the 10 that everything else tried to measure up to but could never get past about 9.5. That said, key jangling would be a 9.5 and they do that stupid shit all game long every game.

 

[Buckeneye]

Camping out like duke
wearing white like many hockey and soccer stadiums
Zombie nation and kernkraft like so many stadiums, especially soccer

You forgot "We Are" .... (assholes)



I don't remember any of them cheering that slogan until the "Marshall" movie.

That said. State Penn can take that rail and shove it.

 

[Nutriaitch]

False, double stamped.,

OSU's greatness does not hinge on UM, but The Game's does.

It has been five years since OSU was UM's most humiliating or painful loss. It wasn't even close either.

It is not The Game because some UM coach managed to stop losing to Woody, but because UM hired Woody's disciple to upset Woody's greatest team and arguably the best in school history.

it isn't The Game because UM had some upsets in the 90s, but because they derailed so many undefeated title runs

it isn't The Game because an OSU coach rallied in the 00s, but because JT called his shot then shocked the world by walking into their stadium without his QB and leaving with a win and a foundation for the 02 class and a decade of dominance.

Is it still The Game? Yes.

Is it the biggest rivalry in sports if Woody Bo had never taken place, and instead was an era on par with Tressel Rodriguez? No.

this is why I'm both jealous of y'all rivalry, but also glad we don't have a true rival like this.

yeah, it would probably be great to have that 1 true rival that you live and die to beat every year.

but at the same time, I love that every year, our big game is probably different than any other year. Sure we have some rivals who are big every year (Bama, Florida, Auburn), but from year to year, which of those 3 are THE game can and usually does vary.

Yeah CBS/SEC tried to create a rivalry between us and the Piggies and gave us the biggest ugliest rivalry trophy in the country, but really, neither side views it as an actual rivalry.

Ole Piss still considers us a big rival, but that ship sailed a long time ago.

The biggest game on our schedule is always the next game.
It doesn't hinge on the fortunes of another school/coaching staff.

If the Muschamp hire fails and Florida goes into the shitter, no big deal. Bama or Auburn will gladly fill that void.

 

[swopes6]

Fuck Michigan in every way inhumane under the sun! My current roommate is a michigan fan and that dumbass doesn't even know when scUM plays tOSU. Yeah, I know! I really hope he doesn't mind me telling him everyday that scUM sucks monkey ass. And I'll enjoy it whole-heartedly on November 26 when the living shit is kicked out of them. Yeah Wisconsin and State Penn are annoying from time to time, but nothing boils my blood like michigan. May they forever rot in hell!

 

[alexhortdog95]

I wish I could put this on the Kitty-Tron at Kansas State during a game.

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1N5p8IXzNdc"]‪I hate you, and only you! (Playa Haters Ball)‬‏ - YouTube[/ame]

 

[Gatorubet]

this is why I'm both jealous of y'all rivalry, but also glad we don't have a true rival like this.

yeah, it would probably be great to have that 1 true rival that you live and die to beat every year.

but at the same time, I love that every year, our big game is probably different than any other year. Sure we have some rivals who are big every year (Bama, Florida, Auburn), but from year to year, which of those 3 are THE game can and usually does vary.

Yeah CBS/SEC tried to create a rivalry between us and the Piggies and gave us the biggest ugliest rivalry trophy in the country, but really, neither side views it as an actual rivalry.

Ole [censored] still considers us a big rival, but that ship sailed a long time ago.

The biggest game on our schedule is always the next game.
It doesn't hinge on the fortunes of another school/coaching staff.

If the Muschamp hire fails and Florida goes into the [Mark May]ter, no big deal. Bama or Auburn will gladly fill that void.

I know when I wake up that I hate Georgia. I know that when I go to sleep I hate Georgia. I enjoyed the 90s duels with FSU and the amazing games that often decided a MNC shot. I loved the rivalry with the dentally impaired when Phat Phil was coaching in Knoxville. Tennessee's season being ruined by Spurrier made my Saturdays in September a happier thing.

But no matter how good or bad Georgia is, I want them to lose to us in a way that makes marriages break up and people lose jobs. I want them to feel bad from the last whistle of the Cocktail Party - to when their team bus is passing the billboard on I-95 saying "The Gator Club of Duval County Salutes another Georgia Senior Class Without a Win in the WLOCP", to when they get home and start whining to the AJC about how they need to move the game out of Florida.

I will take 1-11 if we can beat the Poodles. Every year. And when we finally take the overall win total, I will rub it in the face of every mutt I see, man or woman, child or Senior Citizen. And I will tell them "[censored] Vince Dooley and Georgia for running up the score 75-0 in 1942 when the Gators were off to war and Georgia kept the leg humpers at home using an ROTC scam", "[censored] Vince Dooley and Georgia for letting a lineman kick a FG in the closing seconds to win 51-0". [censored] their collection of drunken, red neck, frat-boy hybrids barking in your face before another Mutt loss.

If you do not have a red hot hate for a team like the leg humpers, one team you hate above all others, you are a poorer man for it Nute.

 

[ulukinatme]

My hate list goes USC, then Michigan shortly after, followed by Boston College. My hatred for USC was pretty mild, but the decade of losses really stung. I've hated Michigan for as long as I can remember. I hate their fans, and the arrogant attitudes they bring to Notre Dame's campus every other year...regardless if their team is crap, or even after they lose. Boston College is a thorn in my side. Regardless of how good/bad their team is, the Irish always seem to find a way to pull out a loss. Every since the '93 game they seem to have our number more times than not. That was the first game I ever went to, and it still pisses me off that FSU ended up with the title that year after we beat them with one week left in the season.

Michigan State is another long time rival, but theres not much hate there, mostly respect. There was the time where they planted their flag in the middle of the field after a close loss in '05, but we made up for it with the 17 point 4th quarter win when they melted down at home. Then they waited at the 50 yard line for us to plant the flag, and no one ever came

The only other regular rival we have is Navy, and theres no hate there. If anything, I have much respect for Navy not just because of what they do off the field, but the fact that they basically saved Notre Dame during WWII. Like many private schools, they were just about broke at that time. Navy paid to make a training center there and they kept the University alive. Since 1927 the two have been meeting every year uninterrupted making it the longest uninterrupted intersectional series in football.

 

[Nutriaitch]

If you do not have a red hot hate for a team like the leg humpers, one team you hate above all others, you are a poorer man for it Nute.

this is how I feel about Auburn.

But if poll the LSU fanbase as to who is our most hated rival, you would get several different answers.

Bama is the hot one right now because of the Saban angle.
Auburn was at the top of the list for a while due to our close (and usually crazy) games
Florida took it's turn atop the list earlier this decade because we were both in the National title hunt.
2 people might mention Arky.
Old guys would list Ole Piss.

We don't have that ONE team who is at the top of everyone's list, and will always be on top of that list.

Our list is constantly evolving and changing.

 

[Jaxbuck]

But no matter how good or bad Georgia is, I want them to lose to us in a way that makes marriages break up and people lose jobs.

Somebody gets it.

What sportswriters think of the WLOCP just doesn't enter into the equation does it?

 

[MaxBuck]

I exult in every Ohio State victory, especially those against Michigan. And I hold Michigan fans (especially those who have lived their lives in Ohio) in contempt.

With that said, my actual hatred is focused pretty much entirely on brussels sprouts.

Just the thought of eating these disgusting green orbs makes me physically ill.