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People to Punch, Pet Peeves, and General Vexations (mega-merge)

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I hate government contracts. They give you a list of rules that apply only to you, never to themselves. Then there's the concept of cash flow...

Me: I'm calling to find out when we're going to get paid, or why we haven't been paid.

Them: Which months are you questioning?

Me: July, August, September, October, November, December and January.

Them: I don't know. Have you called before?

Me: Yes, in August, September, October, November, December, January and February.

Them: Oh, I see. Yes, your revenue is in the system.

Me: That's what you guys always tell me. I need paid - NOW.

Them: What's the problem? I said you'll get paid.

Me: Does your employer pay you with revenue? My employees prefer cash, and they like it every two weeks. They're funny that way, I guess.

Them: Oh...

Idiots! :pissed:
 
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Jake;1228451; said:
I hate government contracts. They give you a list of rules that apply only to you, never to themselves. Then there's the concept of cash flow...

Me: I'm calling to find out when we're going to get paid, or why we haven't been paid.

Them: Which months are you questioning?

Me: July, August, September, October, November, December and January.

Them: I don't know. Have you called before?

Me: Yes, in August, September, October, November, December, January and February.

Them: Oh, I see. Yes, your revenue is in the system.

Me: That's what you guys always tell me. I need paid - NOW.

Them: What's the problem? I said you'll get paid.

Me: Does your employer pay you with revenue? My employees prefer cash, and they like it every two weeks. They're funny that way, I guess.

Them: Oh...

Idiots! :pissed:
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:lol:
 
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I thought I had seen it all.....
Although I wouldn't consider this a pet peeve, it is the first time I have seen this...

I am here in Boston at the US Air Club waiting for my plane to board. Anyway I go into the restroom here and step up to the urnal. I notice the guy next to me and what is he doing? The guy is on his phone texting someone as he is (I guess) doing his business... In guess that is one way of doing your business while doing your business.:biggrin: Seriously who in the heck is so important that he can't take a minute or two to "drain the snake".....
 
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You should jump off a large building if...

You wear only a wife beater to the gym
You wear a hat if you work out
You brag about fucking girls but you are 5 foot 4 115 pounds (yes this is you kid next door)
You wear tight under armour shirts in public (congrats dude, but you have no fucking heart you fucking pussy)
You think you are hammered drunk off 4 beers

That will be all
TGIT
 
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FookMichiganTGJ;1286445; said:
You should jump off a large building if...

You wear only a wife beater to the gym
You wear a hat if you work out
You brag about fucking girls but you are 5 foot 4 115 pounds (yes this is you kid next door)
You wear tight under armour shirts in public (congrats dude, but you have no fucking heart you fucking pussy)
You think you are hammered drunk off 4 beers

That will be all
TGIT
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You just described jeffcat! :slappy:
 
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FookMichiganTGJ;1286445; said:
You should jump off a large building if...

You wear only a wife beater to the gym
You wear a hat if you work out
You brag about fucking girls but you are 5 foot 4 115 pounds (yes this is you kid next door)
You wear tight under armour shirts in public (congrats dude, but you have no fucking heart you fucking pussy)
You think you are hammered drunk off 4 beers

That will be all
TGIT
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You should jump off a large building if the 5'4", 115lb. neighbor boy that gets wasted after four beers makes you feel insecure about yourself.
 
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Those new PSA to stop trying to get people to stop saying "that’s so gay". What a waste of money, pointless, and I feel ineffective. But I guess some people feel that it’s better to spend money because feelings get hurt than spend it on disease prevention or to help out the needy.

And to answer the PSA's question. Yes I do know what I'm saying when I say that’s so gay, and it never has anything to do with your sexual orientation you self centered homos.


[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uEpBYKOs3ys"]YouTube - Think Before You Speak - Cashier[/ame]
 
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BuckeyeLiger87;1366868; said:
Those new PSA to stop trying to get people to stop saying "that?s so gay". What a waste of money, pointless, and I feel ineffective. But I guess some people feel that it?s better to spend money because feelings get hurt than spend it on disease prevention or to help out the needy.

And to answer the PSA's question. Yes I do know what I'm saying when I say that?s so gay, and it never has anything to do with your sexual orientation you self centered homos.


YouTube - Think Before You Speak - Cashier
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^^^gay^^^
 
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BuckeyeLiger87;1366868; said:
Those new PSA to stop trying to get people to stop saying "that?s so gay". What a waste of money, pointless, and I feel ineffective. But I guess some people feel that it?s better to spend money because feelings get hurt than spend it on disease prevention or to help out the needy.

And to answer the PSA's question. Yes I do know what I'm saying when I say that?s so gay, and it never has anything to do with your sexual orientation you self centered homos.


YouTube - Think Before You Speak - Cashier
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That's so gay.
 
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The idiots on the news who were upset that their family member got shot in the hand by the police. They were mad because the guy wasn't doing anything wrong, he was just in the middle of the street shooting his gun in the air to celebrate the new year
 
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