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People to Punch, Pet Peeves, and General Vexations (mega-merge)

Went to a new Ophthalmologist today. Filled out all these forms online ahead of time. What was the first thing they asked me to do, yeah fill out all the damn forms by hand.
Yeah - that's funny. I think we've brought it up here, before: "Show up 30 minutes early for your 11:00 appt." Just make my appt. for 10:30, then!!!

Okay, but I have a new pet peeve: confusing dollars and cents. Like in this picture:
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0.27 cents is not the same as 0.27 dollars. At 0.27 cents, you'd get almost 4 additional sauces for 1 penny. 0.27 dollars is 1 quarter and 2 pennies for 1 of them.

I've been watching this video for 15 minutes (and there's almost 20 more minutes remaining) and it's breaking my brain that the guy isn't getting it.

 
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Here’s a good one. Call the dealership to get my car in for service. Tell them what’s going on.

“Would you like to get that in for service” :lol:

"No. I thought this was a car owners therapy hotline. I just wanted to tell you about it. I'm going to have it fixed at the other place but I feel a lot better after talking it through with you. Thanks"
 
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