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People to Punch, Pet Peeves, and General Vexations (mega-merge)

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DaytonBuck;1213626; said:
I serious aversion to ridiculous cats, the fluffier and more out of a girls coloring book the worse
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My sister is having an adults-only "dinner wedding" -- on October 4th! I'd say I'm never going to another Buckeye game with her fiance again, except his family has front-row A-deck tickets right behind the team. Dammit, never thought someone in my own family would have a gameday wedding... :(
 
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I work at Walmart, the Evil Empire, and yesterday some idiot comes up my check out lane, my light's on, nothing our of the ordinary about the lane I'm working in, but nonetheless the guy looks confused for some reason. He walks up my lane and his only items are 2 pre-baked pie crusts and he asks, "Can I buy this here?" I was hungover and pissed off so I told the idiot, "Nope, you have to buy that at the bakery." And he took me completely seriously. The guy was like 30. Has he never been to a Walmart in his life?
 
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BayBuck;1214486; said:
My sister is having an adults-only "dinner wedding" -- on October 4th! I'd say I'm never going to another Buckeye game with her fiance again, except his family has front-row A-deck tickets right behind the team. Dammit, never thought someone in my own family would have a gameday wedding... :(
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Luckily for you that game is on at 8:00pm. Hopefully the wedding and dinner will be over before half time. That way you can at least catch the second half.
 
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Wait...we get cold beers with GPA's? Someone owes me around a twelver. Natty is fine.
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If anyone ever asks me what is wrong with Newark, I can simply direct them to this quote...

Well, I did it because my wife makes coffee, cooks breakfast, and gives great head. I had to lock that up with a lifetime contract
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Rare find indeed.... curious to see if all three of those things occur on a regular basis anymore... If so.. that was a high value pick my man! Oh and does she have a sister, for BucKyle of course!
 
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Was out of town over the weekend with the wife and her family. Some fuck nut broke into my car, the only thing they stole was loose change out of the ashtray. But the little fuckers broke the wondow and bent the frame on the back door. Enough to want to make me sit outside with a baseball bat and start beating the shit out of anyone I see out after 1am.
 
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OCBucksFan;1217219; said:
My wife makes coffee, she loves beer and lets me sleep with other women, she rocks.
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iambrutus;1217305; said:
i hate you

my wife hates coffee and will not make it, she hates beer and will not fetch it for me, and wont even let me sleep with her :(
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Why do you suppose OCBW "lets" OCBF sleep with other women? Good money is on a "better her than me" attitude. :p
 
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