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People to Punch, Pet Peeves, and General Vexations (mega-merge)

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I want to see everyone who tacks the suffix "gate" onto a word to identify a scandal of some type get hit in the chest with projectile diarrhea. It's gotten REALLY bad on ESPN. I suppose that's what I get for watching such drivel... ok I get it you're a sports writer and you're not creative. I should come to expect zero effort from a station with no competition.
 
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souL;1212843; said:
I want to see everyone who tacks the suffix "gate" onto a word to identify a scandal of some type get hit in the chest with projectile diarrhea. It's gotten REALLY bad on ESPN. I suppose that's what I get for watching such drivel... ok I get it you're a sports writer and you're not creative. I should come to expect zero effort from a station with no competition.
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ESPNgate?
 
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PEOPLE I HOPE SLIDE UNDER A BUS AND TASTE THEIR OWN BLOOD SOMEDAY:

1. people who say 'I could care less about....'. just die already and don't have kids, or at least think about what you're saying.

2. girls who start sentences with 'you wanna know what's funny....', usually followed by the most inane useless piece of information that is not even remotely funny.Just one day I want to reply with 'you not being naked and me still talking to you?'

3. Mr. Online University Masters degree douchebag at work who comes up with a new word or phrase to overuse. one month it's "hollistic approach", next it's 'transient' and so on and so on. Sitting in meetings with you actually makes me dumber. It actually makes us all dumber. You keep boasting about your masters which you got online in 7 months, and i'll keep owning you in meetings. I hate you with every fiber of my being.

4. My girlfriend's cat. Kill yourself please.
 
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bucknut74;1212940; said:
PEOPLE I HOPE SLIDE UNDER A BUS AND TASTE THEIR OWN BLOOD SOMEDAY:

1. people who say 'I could care less about....'. just die already and don't have kids, or at least think about what you're saying.

2. girls who start sentences with 'you wanna know what's funny....', usually followed by the most inane useless piece of information that is not even remotely funny.Just one day I want to reply with 'you not being naked and me still talking to you?'

3. Mr. Online University Masters degree douchebag at work who comes up with a new word or phrase to overuse. one month it's "hollistic approach", next it's 'transient' and so on and so on. Sitting in meetings with you actually makes me dumber. It actually makes us all dumber. You keep boasting about your masters which you got online in 7 months, and i'll keep owning you in meetings. I hate you with every fiber of my being.

4. My girlfriend's cat. Kill yourself please.
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You wanna know what's funny? I could care less about your girlfriend's transient cat.

:p
 
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