• Follow us on Twitter @buckeyeplanet and @bp_recruiting, like us on Facebook! Enjoy a post or article, recommend it to others! BP is only as strong as its community, and we only promote by word of mouth, so share away!
  • Consider registering! Fewer and higher quality ads, no emails you don't want, access to all the forums, download game torrents, private messages, polls, Sportsbook, etc. Even if you just want to lurk, there are a lot of good reasons to register!

People to Punch, Pet Peeves, and General Vexations (mega-merge)

Jump to latest Follow Reply
Sort by date Sort by votes
iambrutus;1207629; said:
when she is getting ready for work in the mornings, she brings the kiddo into our bedroom and lets her watch TV and have her milk. wifey sits on the floor in front of the mirror to put on her makup and do her hair, with some thing called a flat iron that makes her curly hair straight - this iron is very fucking hot, and i've bitched for a long time that i didn't think it was smart to have it on the floor since the kiddo doesn't just sit on the bed and watch TV, she is 2 so she is all over the place. well this morning the kidlet tripped and landed on the iron, she burnt two of her fingers - not enough for a trip to the doctor, but enough to get two small blisters (thumb and ring finger). i'm pissed off that this happened because the bitch was careless enough to have it sitting on the floor and because she wont wake up 20 minutes early to get ready before the kiddo gets up. and since i got pissed at her, she gets pissed at me -
Click to expand...

Damn. That's pretty boring. I was hoping for an 18 car pileup or some sort of fiery crash. :sad2:

Well, glad to hear the toddler's okay. I'm with you about being pissed, though. I would be, too.
 
Upvote 0
Muck;1207938; said:
That's generally how it works.

Just apologize when you get home so you don't have to listen to it for the next month or so.
Click to expand...

He could do that........or........he could wait until she's got the flat iron plugged in and heating up and push her onto it.
 
Upvote 0
Muck;1207938; said:
That's generally how it works.

Just apologize when you get home so you don't have to listen to it for the next month or so.
Click to expand...

no, i don't apologize when i'm right

Bucky Katt;1207953; said:
He could do that........or........he could wait until she's got the flat iron plugged in and heating up and push her onto it.
Click to expand...

better idea

bluechillj;1207960; said:
Or he could buy a 3 foot tall Eddie George bobble-head and set in her closet some night. Hypothetically....
Click to expand...

oh gawd thats hawt

Brewtus;1207975; said:
Of course she's mad at you - it's your fault. You should have bought your wife a makeup desk with a mirror so she doesn't have to sit on the floor. :roll1:
Click to expand...

when i redesigned the bathroom last fall, i extended the counter, added more drawers and left a place for her to have a "make up area" - which she uses on the weekends when we are both home - she sits on the floor because she is too fucking lazy to get up 20 minutes earlier
 
Upvote 0
BuckeyeTillIDie;1208006; said:
I've been following E3, and reading some stuff over on the Rock Band forums a lot this week. I now have a couple phrases that I despise:

"Epic" when describing something good and "Epic fail" when describing something bad.
Click to expand...

EPIC LOLZ!
 
Upvote 0
iambrutus;1208003; said:
no, i don't apologize when i'm right
Click to expand...

I'm guessing you haven't been married very long.

no matter what you think.... you're never right.....

ever

ever

ever

ever

ever

ever

ever

ever

ever

ever

ever

ever

ever

ever

ever

ever

ever

ever

ever

ever

ever

ever

ever

ever

ever

ever

ever

ever

ever

ever

ever

ever

ever

ever

ever

ever

ever

ever

ever

ever

ever

ever

ever

ever

ever

ever

ever

ever

ever

ever

ever

ever

ever

ever

ever

ever

ever

ever

ever

ever

ever

ever

ever

ever

ever

ever

ever

ever

ever

ever

ever

ever

ever

ever

ever

ever

ever

ever

ever

ever

ever

ever

ever

ever

ever

ever

ever

ever

ever

ever

period.
 
Upvote 0
LoKyBuckeye;1208030; said:
I'm guessing you haven't been married very long.

no matter what you think.... you're never right.....

ever

ever

ever

ever

ever

ever

ever

ever

ever

ever

ever

ever

ever

ever

ever

ever

ever

ever

ever

ever

ever

ever

ever

ever

ever

ever

ever

ever

ever

ever

ever

ever

ever

ever

ever

ever

ever

ever

ever

ever

ever

ever

ever

ever

ever

ever

ever

ever

ever

ever

ever

ever

ever

ever

ever

ever

ever

ever

ever

ever

ever

ever

ever

ever

ever

ever

ever

ever

ever

ever

ever

ever

ever

ever

ever

ever

ever

ever

ever

ever

ever

ever

ever

ever

ever

ever

ever

ever

ever

ever

period.
Click to expand...



Wherever did you come up with that?

He will always be right, as long as he agrees with her!


edit; Oh, and BTW...

Throw the flat iron in the bathtub with her, that'll teach her!
 
Upvote 0
Pick your battles. It won't be worth fighting over most of the time. Your wife screwed up. Get over it and make sure that it don't happen again. You may need a less tense time to discuss this. Be patient till the smoke clears, then discuss it rationally with out accusing her.
 
Upvote 0
iamb:

Sorry your girl got burnt. It's unfortunate that a careless act (that you forsaw and warned about) led to her getting injured.

However, the sad fact is, if you didn't insist your wife straighten her hair then this whole thing could have been avoided. Can't you just love her naturally curly hair? Why must you try and make her change and be something she's not?

Not cool, imo.

:wink:
 
Upvote 0
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top