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People to Punch, Pet Peeves, and General Vexations (mega-merge)

Brutus1;1394754; said:
I don't know who the fuck these 2 are, but I've seen them everywhere lately and I would just love to knock his block off.

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Reality TV whores from one of those retarded MTV shows. That douche was on Letterman a few months back and Dave ripped him to shreds. it was glorious.
 
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Brutus1;1394754; said:
I don't know who the fuck these 2 are, but I've seen them everywhere lately and I would just love to knock his block off.

heidi_montag_och_spencer_pratt_pinsammast_i_varlden.jpg

BayBuck;1394778; said:
That chubby-faced reality-show turd is a disgrace to beards everywhere :shake:

Fuck Spencer and his creepy flesh-colored beard.

bigballin2987;1394783; said:
Flesh-covered beards don't count.

Great-ish post. I mostly agree.
 
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Pet peeve: When you order something online, have the tracking number from UPS, then spend the entire delivery day eagerly anticipating your package, but the UPS driver insists on hitting your house last at around 6:00pm.

Sucks.
 
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One of my pet peeves (and there are numerous ones) is people who park in handicap spots. I am not talking about people who park there and do not have a sticker (although there should be a special place in Hades just for them) I am talking about the folks that have a handicap placard or a sticker placed on their car. These stickers are for a relative that needs the parking space, however they continue to park there even though the relative that needs the space is not even in the car! They are taking a spot that a legitimate person may need. Just pi$$@$ me off.... Rant over.....
 
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Dryden;1706175; said:
Pet peeve: When you order something online, have the tracking number from UPS, then spend the entire delivery day eagerly anticipating your package, but the UPS driver insists on hitting your house last at around 6:00pm.

Sucks.

This story had a happy ending, though.

Dryden's penis pump was delivered safely that same day.
(I guess that makes TWO happy endings!)

-Your faithful UPS servant, Doug Heffernan
 
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