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Johnny Manziel (unemployed)

They already are eating it up. Which is fine, because they're fans. Now when the owner eats that [Mark May] up....
True. But, in all honesty, after a decade and a half of being one of the most criminally mismanaged organizations in all of sports, if Haslam pulls a Jerry Jones act and at least gets them to where they're competitive and relevant in some way, it'll be an improvement over the 15 year snuff film the fans have been fed thus far...
 
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I recorded the first round of the draft. When Manziel was picked, he shook hands with Goodell, posed with the Jersey, and went right into an interview. He knew Haslem's name, Ray Farmer's name, mentioned two or three coaches by name and said to tell the dawg pound, he was coming. I've never seen any draftee do that, it's no wonder the kid is a great salesman..
 
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I recorded the first round of the draft. When Manziel was picked, he shook hands with Goodell, posed with the Jersey, and went right into an interview. He knew Haslem's name, Ray Farmer's name, mentioned two or three coaches by name and said to tell the dawg pound, he was coming. I've never seen any draftee do that, it's no wonder the kid is a great salesman..
He's a lot of things, dumb is not one of them. He knows he has the opportunity to be seen as a savior to an organization that has been a disaster for too long. He saw what LeBron did for this city, now he has the opportunity to do the same. The hype is similar, now we'll see if he can bring the results.
 
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I'm sure most of you know.. Johnny Football doesn't have to do anything... his family is filthy rich
He's doing this because he WANTS to... man I'm hoping he's the real deal

The one thing we don't have to worry about, for a change, is him losing his entire confidence in himself. He's an ego-driven individual. Sometimes that works out, sometimes it doesn't, but I doubt we'll be calling him captain checkdown or doing any of the stupid shit Weedledick was doing towards the end of his time here.
 
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Around the NFL: Manziel off to good start, Browns say

Let the games begin, sort of. Johnny Manziel, who had a "positive" rookie minicamp with Browns over the weekend, will practice this week with the club's veterans, including Brian Hoyer, the quarterback he'll try to unseat as starter. Browns coach Mike Pettine made it clear that Manziel and Hoyer realize what's at stake. "I don't know if they're going to be sending each other Christmas cards anytime soon," Pettine said of the relationship between Manziel and Hoyer. "But they both know they're in it together and they're going to compete." ... Pettine spoke [Monday] after appearing at a Positive Coaching Alliance breakfast at FirstEnergy Stadium in Cleveland. Pettine reported that Manziel, whom the Browns drafted in the first round of the NFL draft two weeks ago, succeeded in every aspect of the three-day minicamp.

Entire article: http://www.dispatch.com/content/stories/sports/2014/05/20/manziel-off-to-good-start-browns-say.html
 
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The one thing we don't have to worry about, for a change, is him losing his entire confidence in himself. He's an ego-driven individual. Sometimes that works out, sometimes it doesn't, but I doubt we'll be calling him captain checkdown or doing any of the stupid [Mark May] Weedledick was doing towards the end of his time here.

I think you underestimate the ability of the Cleveland Browns to destroy and consume souls. Money Badger will be shoegazing by the middle of his first season and will ultimately leave town an empty, broken man.
 
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Federal court in Florida accepts hoax lawsuit against Manziel

Yes, Johnny Manziel technically has been sued for sexual harassment in a Florida federal court.

No, it’s not a real lawsuit. It’s a hoax. An obvious hoax. A hoax so obvious that the clerk of the court should have refused to dignify it with a date stamp or with an assignment of the case to both a judge and a magistrate.

Courts typically accept whatever comes in, and then they sort it all out later. But it may be time for courts to revisit that approach, given that anyone can put together anything and send it in and have it become officially filed — which gives it a weird sense of credibility and legitimacy, even when it’s clearly a hoax.

The lawsuit, which was field on May 16, 2014, was sent to us last night by a reader. The named plaintiff is Samatha Schacher. Whoever drafted the hoax lawsuit has tried to create the impression that it’s the same Samantha Schacher who serves as an HLN contributor and co-host of the network’s Dr. Drew show. (There’s a reference in the lawsuit to Manziel suggesting a “threesome with Dr. Drew.”)

Before sharing any specifics from the hoax lawsuit, I need to point out once that it’s clearly a hoax.

“Defendant Manziel has been sexually harassing me since Valentine’s Day, 2013, calling me non-stop on my Samsung Phone and sending me naked selfies of himself showing me his penis,” the lawsuit alleges. (The folks at Samsung may or may not appreciate the gratuitous plug.)

The lawsuit — again, it’s a hoax — also claims that Manziel sent a naked picture of himself with his penis in a hotdog bun, that he sent a photo with a “ruler next to his erect penis that measured 4-1/2 inches,” that he “keeps asking me to strip for him at his boy, Lebron James’ crip [sic] in Miami,” that Manziel “told me he does steroids and lifts weights,” and that “if another man ever talks to me, he would beat them up and get away with it because he’s famous.”

The lawsuit — again, hoax — says that Manziel confessed that he cheated on his college exams, that he’ll “get a penis enlargement and be my Long John Silvers [sic],” that he smoked marijuana before games in the locker room, that he received “lavish gifts” from Texas A&M, that he’d buy the plaintiff “sex toys with secret money Kevin Sumlin provides him,” and that he “refers to his penis as his Vienna Sausage.”

The lawsuit — again, hoax — says that “Judereon” Clowney sent Manziel a picture of Clowney’s nine-inch penis, and that Manziel showed the picture to the plaintiff and “asked me if I could handle that monster.”

“I had to see a Psychologist because I have nightmares of Manziel’s penis,” the lawsuit — hoax — states. “Manziel sent me a homemade video of himself at Walt Disney World on ‘It’s a Small Word’ ride in the Magic Kingdom, and while the song is on, he puts the camera down unbuttons his pants, pulls his penis out and jingles [sic] his penis to the music. ESPN owns Disney and ESPN promotes Manziel, knowing he did this in ‘It’s a Small World.’”

Again, the lawsuit is a hoax. It never should have been stamped for filing, and it should be thrown out of court today.

Entire article: http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.co...florida-accepts-hoax-lawsuit-against-manziel/
 
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“Manziel sent me a homemade video of himself at Walt Disney World on ‘It’s a Small Word’ ride in the Magic Kingdom, and while the song is on, he puts the camera down unbuttons his pants, pulls his penis out and jingles [sic] his penis to the music. ESPN owns Disney and ESPN promotes Manziel, knowing he did this in ‘It’s a Small World.’”

:lol: someone actually sat down and came up with this shit to file a bogus lawsuit? MERICA!
 
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