Headlines You Don't See Every Day (outside of Florida)

[Saw31]

IF your guess was this story came out of Florida, you'd be correct...

http://gawker.com/woman-accused-of-seducing-teen-neighbor-is-infamous-all-1702308807

 

[Jagdaddy]

Florida Man Attempts To Cash $368 Billion Check

http://moron.com/florida-man-attempts-to-cash-368-billion-check/

"you can't fix stupid"

"moron.com" . . .

 

[buxfan4life]

Rugby player grabs opponent's wiener

 

[ochre]

Not sure where to put this, but this seems like as good of a place as any:
http://www.maxpreps.com/news/Yelix2...chers-mound-on-high-school-baseball-field.htm

 

[Jaxbuck]

Not sure where to put this, but this seems like as good of a place as any:
http://www.maxpreps.com/news/Yelix2...chers-mound-on-high-school-baseball-field.htm

So some Ohio kids planted a 25ft tree in front of a baseball mound as a prank.

Did anyone from Florida try to fuck it, smoke it or sell it for a trillion dollars yet?

If not, how is this news?

 

[matcar]

Atomic wedgie

http://m.arkansasonline.com/news/2015/may/12/oklahoma-man-pleads-guilty-underwear-slaying/

. — An Oklahoma man has admitted to giving his stepfather a fatal wedgie that strangled the man.

The Oklahoman reported that 34-year-old Brad Davis pleaded guilty Monday to first-degree manslaughter in the December 2013 death of 58-year-old Denver St. Clair. A doctor who did the autopsy report said St. Clair died when the elastic band of his torn underwear was pulled over his head and pressed against his neck, cutting off his air.

Davis said St. Clair insulted his mother and that the men fought before the death.

Prosecutors agreed to reduce a first-degree murder charge to manslaughter in exchange for the plea. They seek a 35-year prison sentence.

A district judge is scheduled to decide a punishment for Davis in July.
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[ScriptOhio]

 

[Jaxbuck]

Police: Don't chase bears with hatchet while drunk

Sage advice

a "Davy Crockett" wannabe was taken into "protective custody" after police found him chasing a bear through the woods with a hatchet.

"Yes that really did happen tonight," the police department statement said............




The police department said they were still trying to figure out what "the hatchet man" planned to do once he caught the bear.

"Any thoughts on what he was going to do if he did locate it? We would certainly like to hear because we have no idea," police said.

 

[Jimmy Carter]

http://www.10tv.com/content/stories/2015/05/13/us--hearse-doughnut-shop.html

 

[Dryden]

http://www.10tv.com/content/stories/2015/05/13/us--hearse-doughnut-shop.html

This occurred en route between the funeral home and the ceremony? Was there no funeral procession?

 

[Dryden]

Bored pilot draws penis on FlightRadar with private plane



http://mashable.com/2015/03/13/flight-radar-penis/

 

[scarletmike]

Of course it would be over the Orlando area.

 

[Nutriaitch]

http://www.mandatory.com/2015/05/12/man-kills-imaginary-friend-turns-self-in-takes-worlds-saddest/

 

[Saw31]

Florida again. Wtf is wrong with people from Florida?

 

[Nutriaitch]

Florida again. Wtf is wrong with people from Florida?

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