Headlines You Don't See Every Day (outside of Florida)

[Jaxbuck]

Someone Did a [Mark May] So Bad On a British Airways Plane That It Had to Turn Around and Come Back Again

http://www.vice.com/en_uk/read/some...irways-flight-had-to-turn-around-and-land-475

http://flightaware.com/squawks/view...ad_That_It_Had_to_Turn_Around_Come_Back_Again

http://metro.co.uk/2015/03/14/someo...sed-ba-plane-to-turn-back-to-britain-5103522/

I just can't stop laughing at that

 

[ochre]

I just can't stop laughing at that

I can't help but project it as the Reds' season preview; by mid-May they'll be figuratively heading back to spring training.

 

[Dryden]

http://abc7.com/news/ohio-police-searching-for-serial-pooper/555135/

OHIO POLICE SEARCHING FOR 'SERIAL POOPER'

 

[MililaniBuckeye]

http://abc7.com/news/ohio-police-searching-for-serial-pooper/555135/

OHIO POLICE SEARCHING FOR 'SERIAL POOPER'

This was the first thing my co-worker told me about this morning, as soon as I walked onto the ops floor...he said he noted it mainly because the guy is from Ohio and so am I. Gee, thanks.

 

[Saw31]

We name our shits in Ohio. I generally name mine Hart or, depending how sloppy, Gardner...

 

[NJ-Buckeye]

Is 'thug' the new n-word?

some Italians would welcome someone else taking over that classification.. they thought it belonged to them
Mothers And Fathers Italian Assoc (MAFIA) is laughin their asses off

 

[NJ-Buckeye]

• Pope Francis says its 'scandalous' that women earn less than men for the same job

If the Pope feels so strongly about gender equality.. then he should let females be priests

 

[NJ-Buckeye]

South Africa’s first official nude beach now open


any coincidence we haven't seen @Steve19 lately.. I think not

 

[NJ-Buckeye]

Florida Man Attempts To Cash $368 Billion Check

http://moron.com/florida-man-attempts-to-cash-368-billion-check/

"you can't fix stupid"

 

[JCOSU86]

Not a headline, but...well, I can't explain it.

Volunteer for LGBT Alumni club - Brian Orefice

Maybe it's just me that finds that hilarious.

 

[Dryden]

Florida Man Attempts To Cash $368 Billion Check

http://moron.com/florida-man-attempts-to-cash-368-billion-check/

"you can't fix stupid"

Any headline that begins with, "Florida Man Attempts..." usually ends with, "You can't fix stupid."

 

[Jaxbuck]

Any headline that begins with, "Florida Man Attempts..." usually ends with, "You can't fix stupid."

I believe they now wish to be called Floridian-Americans

 

[Saw31]

Hurricane-Bait-Americans.

 

[Mike80]

IF your guess was this story came out of Florida, you'd be correct...

http://gawker.com/woman-accused-of-seducing-teen-neighbor-is-infamous-all-1702308807

 

[Jaxbuck]

IF your guess was this story came out of Florida, you'd be correct...

http://gawker.com/woman-accused-of-seducing-teen-neighbor-is-infamous-all-1702308807

In 2012, Sonnier allegedly told her ex-boyfriend that she’d been having “vaginal and oral sex” with her family’s dogs since she was 13 and that wanted to have a threesome with him and a dog.