Headlines You Don't See Every Day (outside of Florida)

[Bucky32]

I like the comment that says we need to hear both sides.

It was at a fucking children's hospital!!!

Poor kid take the tube out of his mouth long enough to talk [Mark May] to Scandrick or something?

Reminds me of this: http://www.cc.com/video-clips/b9vgt4/chappelle-s-show-make-a-wish---uncensored

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

Fuck that noise. Don't play if you aren't okay with getting your ass kicked. Punk ass little kids.

 

[WolverineMike]

http://abcnews.go.com/US/convicted-sex-offender-timothy-poole-wins-million-lottery/story?id=27523877

Registered sex offender wins lottery

 

[DoctorWho]

http://abcnews.go.com/US/convicted-sex-offender-timothy-poole-wins-million-lottery/story?id=27523877

Registered sex offender wins lottery

He will donate every last penny to nambla and Penn State.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Cops: Man smokes joint at Upper Darby police station

An officer tried to speak to Higgs, but he allegedly refused to talk and threw the joint on the floor.

"Walking into police headquarters and lighting up a joint probably wasn't the best decision you made today . . . " the arresting officer wrote on Twitter on Sunday afternoon.

link

 

[JCOSU86]

"Michigan Beats Ohio State"

oh, wait...

 

[Bucklion]

This one is just...

http://www.cleveland.com/metro/index.ssf/2014/12/cleveland_mens_argument_over_s.html#incart_river

Cleveland men's argument over sexuality ends in sword attack

 

[Dryden]

This one is just...

http://www.cleveland.com/metro/index.ssf/2014/12/cleveland_mens_argument_over_s.html#incart_river

Cleveland men's argument over sexuality ends in sword attack

Didn't read it, but is this about Hoyer and Manziel?

 

[scarletmike]

This one is just...

http://www.cleveland.com/metro/index.ssf/2014/12/cleveland_mens_argument_over_s.html#incart_river

Cleveland men's argument over sexuality ends in sword attack

I was waiting for the decapitation, and it never happened. What a let down!

 

[tsteele316]

I was waiting for the decapitation, and it never happened. What a let down!

my wife had a somali client that went into a bar in hilliard brandishing a machete because two rednecks threatened to beat his ass for being a foreigner. unfortunately, he never connected either, outside of slicing a beer mug in half.

 

[CookyPuss]

http://www.thenorthwestern.com/stor...-beastiality-accused-oral-sex-horse/20645387/

Man, that guy really blew it.

 

[BIATCHabutuka]

http://www.thenorthwestern.com/stor...-beastiality-accused-oral-sex-horse/20645387/

Man, that guy really blew it.

I think this guy is going to love prison, not that there is anything wrong with that.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Police: Resident shoots masturbating intruder

Sticky Situation

 

[ScriptOhio]

Texas woman finds 12-foot python in bathroom

A 12-foot python has been returned to its owner after a slithery stop at a Central Texas home where a woman earlier bathed her pet guinea pigs.

The Eagle newspaper reported Tuesday that Veronica Rodriguez was shocked in early May when the big snake turned up in her bathroom.

Police believe the African python slipped into the house when Rodriguez left the back door open after bathing her three household guinea pigs and putting the critters in outdoor pens.

Entire article: http://www.foxnews.com/us/2014/05/14/texas-woman-finds-12-foot-python-in-bathroom/

 

[matt_thatsme]

http://m.nydailynews.com/news/natio...nnessee-woman-vagina-report-article-1.1765910

Most people just buy a holster.....