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Chick Steals NYC Tourist's $25,000 Rolex And Hides It In Her Vagina

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She could do some time for this. A 25-year-old woman snatched an Australian tourist’s $25,000 Rolex and hid it in her vagina after an early morning hookup in a Manhattan hotel room, officials said. Brenton Price was getting a massage from Shacarye Tims in his room at the Holiday Inn in Chelsea about 5:30 a.m. Oct. 19, after meeting her at a bar, police said. “I just innocently picked up a girl at a bar and got robbed,” Price said when reached in California. “I was a tourist,” he told the Daily News. “I met someone and got robbed. I helped catch the criminal.” A source said Tims also had priors in other states, including a prostitution arrest in Las Vegas. Price put his Yacht-Master II Rolex on the nightstand at the 125 W. 26th St. hotel after Tims complained it was scratching her, police sources said. When he noticed the Rolex was missing about 10 minutes later, Tims suggested that it might have fallen behind the nightstand, cops said. As Price searched, Tims tried to hightail it out of the hotel but the Aussie caught up with her in the lobby. She smacked him repeatedly in the face “causing him to suffer swelling and bruising,” according to the Manhattan District Attorney’s Office. A female cop told prosecutors she saw Tims take the Rolex “out of her vaginal cavity and hand it to me,” the criminal complaint states. Tims, of Georgia, is charged with robbery and grand larceny. She was held on a $10,000 bond at Rikers Island, records show. Her next court appearance is set for Oct 24. Her lawyer, David B. Epstein, said cops “bullied” her to hand over the pricey timepiece.

Shacarye picked the WRONG tourist to fuck with. This obviously ain’t Brenton Price’s first rodeo. Guy can probably spot a Rolex smuggling vagina a mile away. Just look at that picture with all those strippers. Guy looks like a polished version of John Kruk. Dude has probably lost 4 or 5 Rolex’s to vaginas all over the world at this point. Knows exactly how to spot the next one. Getting a massage in your hotel room from a chick named Shacarye and your 25 thousand dollar watch goes missing? Check her pussy. I guess the real lesson is never take your watch off when you’re a tourist in a foreign town clearly paying a chick for sex.

Read more: http://nyc.barstoolsports.com/rando...rists-25000-rolex-and-hides-it-in-her-vagina/
 
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MaxBuck said:
What the hell are you doing looking up stories on "onlinenigeria.com?" :lol:
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Yeah good point. I found the summary of the story on another site and googled it to find a better link. I have no idea why it was in the Nigeria News, maybe the girl (prostitute) was Nigerian, who knows? I found a new and improved much better link with pictures and updated it. The original post was probably "worthless without pictures" anyway.

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ScriptOhio said:
Yeah good point. I found the summary of the story on another site and googled it to find a better link. I have no idea why it was in the Nigeria News, maybe the girl (prostitute) was Nigerian, who knows? I found a new and improved much better link with pictures and updated it. The original post was probably "worthless without pictures" anyway.

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My guess is it showed up there because she was just trying to get a gift for the Nigerian prince who keeps wanting to send her money.
 
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Yea if you are going to start banging random strippers, you have to outsmart their addictions.

I actually have a fake $100 bill I leave around for this purpose. It is folded to look like a real one, but is only 2/3 the size and is an advertisement for a local business. I leave it on my end table with my keys and my change dish. They have to see it when they walk in, can't miss it.

If that thing gets moved at all, I know she started to grab it, realized it was fake and then put it back. At that point I may forget to not glaze her throat. It happens in the heat of the moment like that.
 
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Nice one.

True story, not mine, a former employee. Tall blonde chick. Doable but a total whore. Drinks a ton.


So she is telling this story at work one day.

She got drunk in her place and was on her couch in the dark. Her and some dude get together through the miracle of the cell phone.

He is going to come over and then he is going to come over again so to speak.

So she is there on the couch, drunk and ready to get banged.

Dude walks in.

Not sure of the mechanics or whatnot, but he bangs her apparently in the dark.

He leaves.

About ten minutes later the original dude on the phone comes over. She fucks him too.

She never figured out who the first dude was.


My favorite part. When we fired her, she sued us for sexual harassment.
 
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A 25-year-old woman snatched an Australian tourist’s $25,000 Rolex and hid it in her vagina after an early morning hookup in a Manhattan hotel room, officials said. Brenton Price was getting a massage from Shacarye Tims in his room at the Holiday Inn in Chelsea about 5:30 a.m. Oct. 19, after meeting her at a bar, police said.
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I see what they did there.
 
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