Headlines You Don't See Every Day (outside of Florida)

[Jaxbuck]

Woman goes to her OBGYN
He inspects the equipment and says "My what a large vagina. My what a large vagina"
Woman somewhat chagrined says "that may be true but you didn't have to say it twice.
Dr says "I didn't"

 

[ScriptOhio]

NYC gym teacher accused of lewd act with cleaning product in front of class leaves parents shocked, angry: sources

“I was always a little skeptical about him,” Ana Rodriguez said about her son’s gym teacher, Dana Barschdorf, 44, who was charged with two counts of attempted lewdness for the alleged acts.

nypost.com

NYC gym teacher accused of lewd act with cleaning product in front of class leaves parents shocked, angry: sources​

Parents at a Bronx special education school were shocked Wednesday after hearing a teacher was accused of exposing himself and doing a lewd act in front of students.

Dana Barschdorf, 44, was arrested Tuesday after he allegedly inserted his genitalia into an apparent Lysol container, sources told The Post as one parent said the gym teacher “never looked right.”

“I was always a little skeptical about him,” Ana Rodriguez said about Barschdorf, who she said was her son’s gym teacher.

“He never looked right — that man looks weird, let me tell you,” the 43-year-old stay-at-home mom told The Post as she dropped her 10-year-old off at PS 723 on Webster Avenue, which serves autistic elementary students.

 

[iambrutus]

he allegedly inserted his genitalia into an apparent Lysol container,

seriously what the fuck?

 

[Jaxbuck]

How do you insert your genitalia into a Lysol can?

 

[gregorylee]

How do you insert your genitalia into a Lysol can?

That was my first thought.

 

[NJ-Buckeye]

Did it hurt when you two tried it?

 

[CMic]

How do you insert your genitalia into a Lysol can?

iykyk

 

[Jaxbuck]

Did it hurt when you two tried it?

I’m still looking for an opening

 

[BB73]

How do you insert your genitalia into a Lysol can?

Sounds like a sticky situation.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Sounds like a sticky situation.

Certainly a high pressure moment

 

[Jaxbuck]