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Police arrested an 82-year-old man for slashing a woman's tires because he claims she was sitting in his favorite bingo seat.
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Totally understandable, he wanted his usual seat beside the "hot chick" (pictured below).

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Abenomics Fail: Japanese Slack-Jawed At Oral Sex Price Deflation
http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2015-...japanese-slack-jawed-oral-sex-price-deflation

Just as we warned was occurring in America, it appears the cost of blow-jobs has gone from just-plain-cheap to "well, why not?" As one intrepid reporter ventured into the Otsuka red-light district of Toshima Ward discovered, the fee for an oral session at a “pink salon” starts as low as 2,000 yen ($16!).

On Friday, data released by the internal affairs ministry indicated that Japan’s annual inflation rate for April was zero. The report showed that Prime Minister Shinzo Abe’s economic revival plan is being hampered by falling prices, particularly for fuel and consumer electronics. The report did not mention blow-jobs, but, according to Takarajima (July), prices for such services in Tokyo remain low as the overall commercial sex industry continues to face hard times.

A writer for the magazine travels to the Otsuka red-light district of Toshima Ward to discover that the fee for an oral session at a “pink salon” starts as low as 2,000 yen.

He enters one particular establishment, which is not named, to find four other customers seated beneath a glitter ball hanging fr0m the ceiling and ’80s music filling the room.

The shop operates on the hanabira kaiten principle. Meaning “flower petal rotation,” the system dictates that each customer is served by girls in shifts. At this shop, it is two rotations.

Akira Ikoma, editor of a guide to the men’s entertainment called Ore no Tabi (My Journey), tells the magazine that the talent level of women employed in Otsuka is on the rise.

“Years ago, Otsuka was known as the place for dirt-cheap pink salons,” says the editor. “But girls are using the Shonan Shinjuku Line” — which runs through nearby Ikebukuro in connecting Saitama and Kanagawa prefectures — “to commute to Otsuka from Utsunomiya and Gunma Prefecture, with the result being a distinct increase in their overall quality.”

After a five-minute wait, Takarajima’s writer is joined by a highly rotund young lass with a pretty face, affectionate personality and — crucially — a supreme technique. After seven minutes, she is rotated out and a woman in her middle 30s takes her place for the final session.

The magazine says that the quality of the ladies at even the low-end joints is maintained at an acceptable level.

So $16 US$ buys you a blowjob from two Japanese chicks.

All hail King Dollar!
 
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