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Denard "LLL" Robinson (an excellent driver)

knapplc;2246747; said:
I know you didn't just dis Frodo.
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No, just the assclown who played him.
 
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WolverineMike;2245857; said:
per Denard last year:

Well, you see, it's all about frames of reference. If both teams win out, then we'd have a situation as follows.

For Ohio State fans, our team will have had:

  • 5 seasons with less than two losses in fifteen years
  • 4 seasons with 2 or fewer losses in 15 years
  • 1 seasons with 3 losses in 15 years
  • 5 seasons with more than 3 losses in 15 years

For TSUN fans, we're talking about a team that will have had:


  • 0 seasons with less than two losses in fifteen years
  • 3 seasons with 2 or fewer losses in 15 years
  • 6 seasons with 3 losses in 15 years
  • 6 seasons with more than 3 losses in 15 years


Even if Ohio State only were to beat Illinois, all but the top line of this comparison would be the same.

So, Denard sees the big time, eh? :slappy:

Bucky Katt;2245551; said:
As much as it pains me to defend a Wolverine, if he is physically unable to grip the football, what can he do?

From 3:00 onwards describes what a REAL MAN would do if he couldn't grip the ball...

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RugbyBuck;2246129; said:
I ask this seriously, especially of the old-timers (Yes, Steve, you go back-a-ways): Has there ever been another player who better personifies the scUM whiny pussy, douchebag archetype (you know, the Michigan Man) than Denard?

Of course, Hart immediately springs to mind but he wasn't as flashy about it.

Old-timer? OK. See if I do any more wise words at weddings stuff for you, you bloody whippersnapper!

I really can't think of someone better. What I see in the eyes of Denard Robinson is the same fear one saw in the eyes of Dennis Brown, Don Moorhead, and Dennis Franklin. Jack Tatum lit 'em up in 1968-1970. Adams, Gradishar and Cousineau lit 'em up in the 1970s. You could see the white of their eyes from the stands, if they made it to the 3rd quarter.

Denard tried to embarrass Ohio State last year, when they barely won. Now, he appears to be looking for any excuse to miss The Game this year. I will be amazed if he makes it to the 4th quarter, absolutely amazed.
 
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Yertle;2245428; said:
Hey, I love ripping on The Nard as much as anyone... but there was another Big 10 QB who left a game recently while losing only to be cleared of all symptoms later that evening. Let's not make it too easy for those fans up north to point the finger back the other way.

Sorry, I'm sure this won't be a popular post, but just seems like we're being a bit on the hypocritical side. I'd rather make fun of his crappy play and ugly ass uniform modifications.

C'mon. Any coach who put Brax back in that game after the way he walked off would be criminally negligent IMO.
 
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