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Confirmed: Jessica Simpson, Not Hot!

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OCBucksFan;1067261; said:
I'd make her call me Romo.
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Maybe she'd let you try the "Tony Romo"...

The Tony Romo
Have your girl leap across the room into your arms and then carelessly let her slip and smash her head on the coffee table. Then pick her up, take a shit all over the floor, and drop her head first onto the carpet while you flail around like a complete pussy. Then go fuck an entire city.

Bonus points if you have the nerve to attend the Pro Bowl afterwards.
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Pop career in the toilet? Movie career a total flop? Time to try out Nashville...

Jessica Simpson's First Country Song Hits Radio
Posted by Mitch Michaels on 05.29.2008

I wonder if she can't sing country as well as she can't sing pop...

The first track from Jessica Simpson's upcoming country album has hit the airwaves. "Come on Over" was serviced digitally Monday to country radio and was spun 21 times.

Simpson's as-yet-untitled album is expected in early fall via Columbia Nashville.

"I am a country girl," she said about the project. "I grew up in Texas, and country music was what I listened to. I always wanted to make a country album, but I wanted to wait until the time was right."

"I think there is a strength in female country artists," she added, citing Martina McBride, Shania Twain, Faith Hill and Reba McEntire as some of her inspirations.

Credit: Billboard.com
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Quit wasting everybody's time and just do Playboy. Stupid whore.
 
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