Confirmed: Jessica Simpson, Not Hot!

[Bucklion]

Her looks are catching up to her personality.

It ain't the personality that's the problem, it's the complete lack of brain cells...maybe those are what are now populating her hips...

 

[Best Buckeye]

Prerequisites for your women for getting laid. Vote for yours.
Hawt
Has a personality
Good cook
Cleans the house good
Loves to make love
Drinks
Looks like Erin Andrews

 

[EDDIE GGGG27]

Shes done. It's all about Carrie now. Romo made a huge mistake passing this up:

 

[wadc45]

My god...Jessica looks like she ate her family...

 

[Mike80]

Its over.

holy hell is that Jessica Simpson or Trish Yearwood?!?

 

[MililaniBuckeye]

"Feed me baby one more time"...

 

[NFBuck]

It ain't the personality that's the problem, it's the complete lack of brain cells...maybe those are what are now populating her hips...

I consider "dumb as a box of hammers" a personality flaw.

 

[Buckeye86]

the really sad thing is that she paid people a ton of money to make her look good, and those jeans and whatever else she is wearing is the best they could do

 

[BB73]

I'm trying to work out the odds for a vBet - When will Jessica need a third belt to hold in her gut?

 

[OCBuckWife]

"Do these pants make me look fat? "


"Not just yes, but what the fuck did you eat an entire box of donuts for, yes!"

 

[JohnnyCockfight]

And I thought I was having a bad day until I stumbled onto this thread and things were put back into perspective. Thanks, Buckeye Planet.

 

[Wingate1217]

Personally I think Jessica is just trying to help Tony out. By bulking up she can help out with the DE rush off the corner...... The Cowboys could certainly use her.....

 

[Jake]

Personally I think Jessica is just trying to help Tony out. By bulking up she can help out with the DE rush off the corner...... The Cowboys could certainly use her.....

She can probably still move her feet better than Flozell the Hotel.

 

[jimotis4heisman]

she looks like a girl youd do on spring break. and by on spring break i mean in your apartment on campus when all your friends have gone someplace south and fun. and by on spring break i mean on thursday at 11am since the week had sucked...

 

[leroyjenkins]

she looks like a girl youd do on spring break. and by on spring break i mean in your apartment on campus when all your friends have gone someplace south and fun. and by on spring break i mean on thursday at 11am since the week had sucked...

Its not dark yet, at 11am.......