Confirmed: Jessica Simpson, Not Hot!

[DubCoffman62]

From Roger Ebert's review of The Dukes of Hazzrd

The movie stars Johnny Knoxville, from "Jackass," Seann William Scott, from "American Wedding," and Jessica Simpson, from Mars. Judging by her recent conversation on TV with Dean Richards, Simpson is so remarkably uninformed that she should sue the public schools of Abilene, Texas, or maybe they should sue her. On the day he won his seventh Tour de France, not many people could say, as she did, that they had no idea who Lance Armstrong was.

Another funny tidbit from the review unrelated to JS

Here is a lame-brained, outdated wheeze about a couple of good ol' boys who roar around the back roads of the South in the General Lee, their beloved 1969 Dodge Charger. As it happens, I also drove a 1969 Dodge Charger. You could have told them apart because mine did not have a Confederate flag painted on the roof.

and this

Scott and Knoxville play Bo Duke and Luke Duke; the absence of a Puke Duke is a sadly missed opportunity

 

[Mike80]

Who cares....

somehow Johnny Knoxville tapped that ass when it was still hot. We need an investigation into just how in the hell this happened.

 

[CookyPuss]

I'd still hit it, might need a bag over my head (and hers), but I'd still hit it.

 

[Buckeneye]

I'd still hit it, might need a bag over my head (and hers), but I'd still hit it.

Ahh, the Ol' two bagger...

 

[Buckeye513]

My eyes hurt.

 

[NFBuck]

Christ, she looks like Drew Carey.

 

[Poe McKnoe]

Christ, she looks like Drew Carey.

Luckily those are just your internet eyes and your real life eyes backed by your real life brain still wouldn't say no.

 

[gregorylee]

My eyes hurt.

Looks like she lost her contract with "Pro Active".