Confirmed: Jessica Simpson, Not Hot!

[3074326]

she looks like a girl youd do on spring break. and by on spring break i mean in your apartment on campus when all your friends have gone someplace south and fun. and by on spring break i mean on thursday at 11am since the week had sucked...

I'd like to add that she looks like she shouldn't be on top..

 

[OCBucksFan]

Meh, I'd still hit it.

 

[Gatorubet]

holy hell is that Jessica Simpson or Trish Yearwood?!?

 

[Buckeneye]

Its not dark yet, at 11am.......

Hense why god saw it fit to invent heavy curtains and light switches....

 

[BUCKYLE]

What the fuck is on her shirt? Is that spilled food...or stress cracks?

 

[BUCKYLE]

 

[BB73]

For those wondering what's on her shirt.

So Jessica, how many guys were in that bukkake scene you just filmed?

 

[leroyjenkins]

Dude you have a gift, but you forgot to replace her water with a yoohoo!!

 

[Mac]

 

[3074326]

How did I not expect that?

 

[FCollinsBuckeye]

So much for SEC speed.

:p

 

[Gatorubet]

Your picture has stains.

 

[BuckNutty]

 

[Folanator]

My god, she is going to end up weighing 900 pounds. Bet she has fat ankles.

Note to all men:

• Ankles are the window to forcast the weight of a woman. Always look at the ankles when selecting a future mate.

 

[Adam_Crase]

Wow! That's pretty disturbing. eww