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Confirmed: Jessica Simpson, Not Hot!

IMHO Jessica Simpson is still pretty darn hot, but I'm amazed by how much little sis has caught up recently...

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I can't believe the nose helped that much...
 
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The Definition of Schadenfreude: Jessica Simpson may have set a record at the box office. Her latest film, Blonde Ambition, co-starring Luke Wilson, took in just $1,190 over the weekend. True, it was shown in only eight Texas theaters, but that's still an average of less than $50 per theater per day, meaning about six people showed up to see it in each location each day. On his TV Guide Online blog, film critic Ken Fox asked, "Doesn't someone like Jessica Simpson have more than 48 friends? What about that big Texas family of hers? ... Just how bad is this thing anyway?"

$1190? Ouch. :slappy:

I'd say her 15 minutes have passed, but E!spn gives her more air time now than they give for actual highlights. :smash:
 
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SI; said:
Call her Yoko Romo. After the singer-temptress and the Cowboy Pro Bowl quarterback became an item last month, Dallas suffered a 10-6 loss to the Eagles on Dec. 16 as Simpson watched from a luxury box. The Jessica Jinx struck again last weekend; a 21-17 playoff loss to the Giants in Dallas after the couple enjoyed a vacation in Los Cabos, Mexico. Romo is scheduled to play in the Pro Bowl, which means we like the AFC in that game.

:lol:
 
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