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Confirmed: Jessica Simpson, Not Hot!

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Jessica Simpson's new movie is a turd...

I've never even heard of this, but whoever thought it was necessary to remake "Working Girl" with a cardboard cut out needs to be...oh wait, it was her creepy ass dad.:roll1:

...and seriously, what kind of dirt do these Simpson people have on Willie Nelson?


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The first story that ever came out about the Jessica Simpson movie "Blonde Ambition" - produced by her dad Joe - was when she said on the Jimmy Kimmel Show that she was making it with Luke Wilson co-starring. This was all exciting news for Luke Wilson, because he had never heard of it before that moment. Somehow they did eventually get Wilson to lower himself to this, but the movie continued to be a compete and total failure in every way nonetheless. And now it's been announced the movie will miss its second release date and get pushed back until late August. Gatecrasher says:
Sources say her manager dad has pushed back the release date twice because the movie is no good.
"First, the release date was set for Aug. 3, and then it was delayed until the last week of August," says an insider. "Papa Joe then intervened and said he wasn't comfortable with the level of competition from other films that month."
Another source says: "Jessica was not very focused on-set and flubbed her lines often. She always had her dog around, was on the phone with [then-] boyfriend John Mayer or was sitting in a warmed-up SUV."
The source said the film, which is still incomplete, is currently without a firm release date.
Anyone dumb enough to think this "Working Girl" remake was a good idea should probably be declared legally dead. Jessica Simpson is a lot of things, but mostly hot, so they should make movies where she walks around in a pewter bra and holds a big sword and a panther on a chain. It could be a fantasy movie, one where Jessica takes off her clothes and her tongue goes on the adventure of lifetime in a quest to reach the back of my throat.

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NFBuck;875935; said:
I've never even heard of this, but whoever thought it was necessary to remake "Working Girl" with a cardboard cut out needs to be...oh wait, it was her creepy ass dad.:roll1:

...and seriously, what kind of dirt do these Simpson people have on Willie Nelson?
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zThey probably don't have shit, he still owes back taxes.....

She has become a skank, but I'd hit it!
 
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NFBuck;875935; said:
I've never even heard of this, but whoever thought it was necessary to remake "Working Girl" with a cardboard cut out needs to be...oh wait, it was her creepy ass dad.:roll1:

...and seriously, what kind of dirt do these Simpson people have on Willie Nelson?


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Dear Lord, could that movie look any more horrendous? Watching that trailer has me convinced I would pour battery acid in my eyes by the opening credits. I want that two minutes of my life back.
 
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Are you freakin kidding?
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Taosman;887778; said:
Over shadowed by the Hollywood coke whores is Simpson.
She is a much safer model for young women out there than any of the
Hollywood party scene girls. And I don't look for her to change.
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I'd prefer my daughters pay attention to Hilary Duff, Miley Cyrus and the rest of the Disney Channel stars right now. All of the Hollywood chicks are bad influences.
 
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I've never thought Jessica Simpson was hot. She's ditsy, stupid, isolated from the world, and doesn't look good unless she has a pound of makeup professionally caked on her face. Plus her eyes always throw me off, there's just something about them that freaks me out, they really do nothing to change my opinion about her being stupid, there's just nothing there. In her defense, she does have a nice body in certain movies (after months of spending hours a day in the gym with a professional trainer).
 
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