Cleveland Venezuelans

[Bucklion]

Well, as usual with the Dolans, timing is everything. Trying to market a name change to your fan base right as you are going to trade your best player away because you refuse to pay him...oh “but buy all this new merchandise people11!1!1!”

2020=Dolans

 

[Zippercat]

Just call them the Losers. Flying a giant L flag will be appropriate for the coming decade of suck

That flag is already taken by the surrender monkeys up North.

 

[Jake]

Rocks?
Spiders?
Lakers?
Naps?
Blues?
Steamer?
Progressives?

They were originally the Blues.

 

[buckeyemania11]

I expect them to come up with the dumbest name imaginable

 

[Oh8ch]

I expect them to come up with the dumbest name imaginable

"The River Fires"

 

[Bucklion]

“The Grovers”

 

[NorthCoastKid]

 

[Bucklion]

So they’re the Indians but not the Indians? Yeah, Dolan 101

 

[Mike80]

"The River Fires"

The Ooze

 

[mattynokes]

 

[BuckeyeNation27]

Maybe if they pick something that stupid, Native Americans as a whole will say nevermind and ask for the Indians name back.

 

[Bucklion]

If they call them the fucking citizens I’m never watching another game. What’s the mascot going to be, some Karen with a glass of Chardonnay?

 

[WoodyWorshiper]

Well, as usual with the Dolans, timing is everything. Trying to market a name change to your fan base right as you are going to trade your best player away because you refuse to pay him...oh “but buy all this new merchandise people11!1!1!”

2020=Dolans

Dolan=WoodyWorshipers last name. Seriously.

I also would like to apologize for my brash attitude here last night. My opinions sometimes are better off just kept to myself. I love the Cleveland Indians as much, if not more, than I do Buckeye football. It doesn't excuse me, but I hope it puts my feelings into better perspective.

Thank You,

Peace

And I've often thought about having a T-Shirt printed up that says "Fuck The Dolans" and wearing it to a game. If I'm approached and asked to remove it, I can explain it away as simply hating my relatives.

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

"The River Fires"

River Flames has a more zing. Although, I'm leaning more to the Cleveland Superfund Sites.

 

[muffler dragon]

With Sherwin-Williams building a new global corporate complex downtown, here's a nice double entendre:

Shit Stains