Cleveland Indians (2017 Official Thread of CHOKE)

[NFBuck]

Two scoreless innings from shaw? Start stocking up on canned goods and bottled water. That fat little Korean guy is the least of our worries.

 

[Bucklion]

Cockmeat

 

[NFBuck]

LOL, there it is. This team is gonna get horseplayer on this road trip because they have a lineup of gutless, overpaid pussies. Fuck every one of them with a splintered 4x4 covered in sulfuric acid and pissed on by a kardashian.

 

[scarletmike]

Still shitty.

 

[NFBuck]

Four goddamned hits.

 

[LordJeffBuck]

In the last five games, the Indians have scored nine runs and hit 4-for-32 (.125) with RISP.

Somehow, they managed to win one of those games.

 

[NFBuck]

 

[bukIpower]

You can't let a lead off solo shot stand up. I don't give a fuck who you are. Which is all to say, you need to win every fucking game your ace gives up 1 run on 3 hits. Early? Fine. Gives you all 27 outs to get it back. And these dip[Mark May]s needed all of them last night.

Not saying it was klubers fault because clearly it's not. Personally I feel bad for kluber having to hold this team up

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

Pop out to short with a runner on third. He'll fit right in.

I hate to say I told you so....

 

[NFBuck]

I hate to say I told you so....

Soon as it was announced I said I'd be shocked if he reached the Mendoza line with this outfit.

 

[Bucklion]

He'll hit 8 homers and tally a total of 9 hits

 

[NFBuck]

He'll hit 8 homers and tally a total of 9 hits

.159, 8 HR, 10 RBI

 

[buckeyemania11]

Hack dick offense again what a shock.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Sorry been out of the loop lately but...um...Jay Bruce huh?

 

[Bucklion]

Sorry been out of the loop lately but...um...Jay Bruce huh?

At least he's a hack dick 2 month rental. The funniest part? They won't be able to afford his asking price next year