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Cleveland Browns (2012 season)

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:slappy: at the refs mattering in this Browns game. I mean really? Did you watch he first 3 weeks? We would need Moses to part the front 7, a midi-chlorian count of over 50,000 and Brooklyn Decker offering to go gonzo anal porno with the Raven that played the worst game for the Browns to even think about winning.
 
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ysubuck;2222046; said:
It's not even going to be close. This team is mentally beaten already. Shurmur has lost them.
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And on Friday Mary Kay Cabot will bat those eyelashes at him to open the PC and he will say "DDDDDDUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRR" with the enthusiasm of a basset hound on valium for about 30 minutes straight...
 
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Bucklion;2222048; said:
:slappy: at the refs mattering in this Browns game. I mean really? Did you watch he first 3 weeks? We would need Moses to part the front 7, a midi-chlorian count of over 50,000 and Brooklyn Decker offering to go gonzo anal porno with the Raven that played the worst game for the Browns to even think about winning.
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[nerd]Give me a midi-chlorian count of over 50,000 and I'll bring all 3 Cleveland franchises titles from the sideline and have gonzo anal porno sex with Brooklyn Decker.[/nerd]
 
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NFL refs will be working the game tomorrow night per someone respected on Twitter. Can't remember who, but it was legitimate. :lol:

EDIT: It was Michelle Beadle who retweeted someone. Maybe I'll wait to see it from someone else before I get too excited. :p
 
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There is always hope. In 2008, a pathetic Browns team that eventually would finish 4-12, played the NY Giants on Monday night. The QB was Anderson, and he had a great night, and the Giants helped with some turnovers, and the Browns won 35-14. The whole night is lost to me, in what I call a red wine haze. :biggrin:
 
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colobuck79;2222375; said:
There is always hope. In 2008, a pathetic Browns team that eventually would finish 4-12, played the NY Giants on Monday night. The QB was Anderson, and he had a great night, and the Giants helped with some turnovers, and the Browns won 35-14. The whole night is lost to me, in what I call a red wine haze. :biggrin:
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I (barely) remember that night. Anderson was picking up first downs on 1st & 15 like it was fucking Madden. Pretty sure he even had a long TD pass to the FB too.


If there are two games I want this year, it's this and to split one with the Steelers. Make it happen boys!
 
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BUCK3YE5;2222879; said:
Need WR's. Need a coach. Need better playcalling.

Who are we gonna take with the #1 pick? I'm almost hoping we pull a RG3 type trade. Draft Marqis Lee, Tayvon Austin, Robert Woods, etc. Need WR's so badly.
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I didn't have an issue with the Playcalling last night. The plays were there, it was the combination of WR not catching anything, relative inaccuracy of the QB (though many of the balls still should have been caught), and the offensive line looked they were pushed back immediately after the snap.

Richardson is a nice back and though Weeden is still not the long term solution, his progression from week 1 has been good. I still think we are in the market for a QB next year or at worst the following. The defense has played well so far this year, and they are without Haden right now. This season feels like a 1-10 or 2-9 start, finished with a 4-2 run after Shurmur gets fired and move from 1st in the draft to 4th or 5th.
 
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