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[BrutusMaximus]

Merged this with Jokes thread. And you'll notice that this same joke was posted in here twice before

And to hell with the grammar police.

I keynt speel et awl

 

[BuckeyeNation27]

You said "an hour", Thump said "a hour." I was merely confirming with a reliable source.

I'm not reliable enough over thump? That hurts.

 

[CausticMick]

It's an hour, a before consonant SOUNDS....an before vowel SOUNDS.

also, this joke is already in the joke thread

I'm going to agree with BN27. It's very irritating when people do not know how to use "a" and "an" properly. It makes me want to punch Rosie O'Donnell in the face and give her a bloody nose. To make her feel better I would then give her an Oreo or 11 since her big fat belly would be growling from her 7 minutes without a meal.

 

[osustamm]

Hey, i did a quick search for it but didn't have much time... Sorry for posting it again... And i just copied it w/o checking the grammer...

 

[BuckeyeNation27]

Hey, i did a quick search for it but didn't have much time... Sorry for posting it again... And i just copied it w/o checking the grammer...

You mean you didn't read through 14 pages of jokes? How dare ye.

 

[ScarletInMyVeins]

Don't you mean grammar?

 

[Thump]

Don't you mean grammar?

..

 

[Golferdow01]

This thread is full of problems at this point...I feel the need to state "I before E except after C, or when sounding like A as in neighbor or weigh"...that's my grammar input for the day.

Anyone have any problems with "Let" and "Leave" or "Teach" and "Learn"?

 

[Thump]

This thread is full of problems at this point...I feel the need to state "I before E except after C, or when sounding like A as in neighbor or weigh"...that's my grammar input for the day.

Anyone have any problems with "Let" and "Leave" or "Teach" and "Learn"?

... or you misspelling "stomache" in another thread?

 

[Golferdow01]

... or you misspelling "stomache" in another thread?

I'm an engineer...I threw out english a long time ago...I prefer to write in Greek

 

[BrutusMaximus]

stomache

Sounds like a stomach with a mustache.

 

[Thump]

I'm an engineer...I threw out english a long time ago...I prefer to write in Greek

"English" should be capitalized when using it as a proper name.

 

[LoKyBuckeye]

"English" should be capitalized when using it as a proper name.

 

[Golferdow01]

"English" should be capitalized when using it as a proper name.

Notice how I capitalized "Greek" however

 

[scarletandgrey]

How about "Geek" :p