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A man is shopping in his local grocery store when he a sees an attractive woman shyly waving at him from down the aisle. He smiles and approaches her, for she looks somewhat familiar.
"I'm sorry, but do I know you?" the man asks.
"Well, I'm pretty sure you are the father of one of my kids" the lady replies. Immediately the man begins to sweat, thinking frantically of any past encounters that may have resulted in a child.
"B-b-but," the man says,"the only time I was ever unfaithful was the night of my bachelor party. Are you the stripper that I had sex with in the bathroom, where I shoved the carrot in your ass before you ass-banged me with your strap-on dildo?"
"No" the horrified woman replies,"your son is in my math class."
"I'm sorry, but do I know you?" the man asks.
"Well, I'm pretty sure you are the father of one of my kids" the lady replies. Immediately the man begins to sweat, thinking frantically of any past encounters that may have resulted in a child.
"B-b-but," the man says,"the only time I was ever unfaithful was the night of my bachelor party. Are you the stripper that I had sex with in the bathroom, where I shoved the carrot in your ass before you ass-banged me with your strap-on dildo?"
"No" the horrified woman replies,"your son is in my math class."
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