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2026 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, Arrogant Twatwaffles, Emasculated Cucks, Feckless Marmots, Dirty Cheaters "Mid"chigan

What does whoever Alex Gonzales is mean when he says "well tbf"? Because I know how I'd finish that sentence.....but I don't live with my head buried in the sand like everybody in Mr Brightsideville. Are the players self aware? Does he mean "well tbf.....we did fuck over Western Michigan and steal a win"? "well tbf.......we did cheat our balls off for 3 years, get caught, win a fraudulent title, then walk away punishment free."?
"Well tbf... the tight ends are worthless and the offense does suck, what do you want me to tell you?
 
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I'm curious to what solution these players who are melting down over the scheme have?

You've got a bad QB who is not accurate at all and cannot make reads along with an OL that's bad and doesn't open up any sort of run game. What scheme are you gonna cook up to fix that?

The players are clearly standing on the side of Underwood which is hilarious. Guy isn't even a top 100 QB at this point, you're gonna tank the whole program for that?

This all goes back to the out-of-control sunshine pumping culture up there. The North Korea of college football where no criticism is allowed or you will be cut off from the program. The players have clearly bought all in on all the bullshit they are constantly fed by the scUM media friendlies. It's not a shock at all that they are putting everything on the coaches because in their minds they are a loaded roster that couldn't possibly be personally at fault. Because that's what they were sold all offseason and for their whole careers there.
This times 100%. Instead of taking accountability, putting in the work during the season and the off season, they want to blame everybody else which is a culture problem. They want to blame Beck, but the guy has had a top 5 offense in the last 2 years with 2 different teams. I bet if you gave him some hungry players who take accountability, he could put together a solid offense.

It wasn't Beck that threw into double coverage to Buchanan for a pick on Saturday when Marsh was wide open streaking behind that coverage which should have been an easy TD for them. An average QB could have made that throw.
 
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Didn’t Kyle insert 24 Not a Michigan Mans™ into that inbred indoctrinated insular vat of extra special specimens? I‘m guessing some fine young fellows even lost their lockers. How dare that dusty desert clod belittle a high-born society with his shifty sandsuckers! Little wonder that some feewings got bwoosed! All this talk of communication breakdowns, these v. them flare-ups and philosophy fights seems to be ignoring this well documented aspect of the Wolverine sporting world. Seems pretty clear to me why Wittingham is facing such intractable difficulties never before seen in his previous 40 years of successfully leading fine young men on and off the field. Hope his paycheck offers sufficient succor.

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Michigan Mafia > Mormon Mafia
 
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This times 100%. Instead of taking accountability, putting in the work during the season and the off season, they want to blame everybody else which is a culture problem. They want to blame Beck, but the guy has had a top 5 offense in the last 2 years with 2 different teams. I bet if you gave him some hungry players who take accountability, he could put together a solid offense.

It wasn't Beck that threw into double coverage to Buchanan for a pick on Saturday when Marsh was wide open streaking behind that coverage which should have been an easy TD for them. An average QB could have made that throw.

Oh yea, this is definitely a roster that is mostly bred to reject accountability and shift blame to everyone else.

Notice how the transfer players aren't saying shit. It's all the old guard.
 
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