2026 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, Arrogant Twatwaffles, Emasculated Cucks, Feckless Marmots, Dirty Cheaters "Mid"chigan

[Zurp]

What are TCUN fans going to do when after this Saturday they realize that Carr isn't the answer either?

A. Bitch, moan, whine about the next guy who "looked amazing" in Spring practice.
B. Try to remind each other how Underwood really wasn't that bad.
C. Point out how Carr, even in losing by 20 points, was more impressive than Julian Sayin.
D. Try to convince each other that Carr was just a place holder for the next guy - some double-secret guy we've never heard of.
E. Remind each other that they still have more class than the rest of the world.
F. Reminisce about the "point a minute" teams of the '90's... the 1890's.

Any of the above, really. They're all correct, in some manner.

 

[Jaxbuck]

A. Bitch, moan, whine about the next guy who "looked amazing" in Spring practice.
B. Try to remind each other how Underwood really wasn't that bad.
C. Point out how Carr, even in losing by 20 points, was more impressive than Julian Sayin.
D. Try to convince each other that Carr was just a place holder for the next guy - some double-secret guy we've never heard of.
E. Remind each other that they still have more class than the rest of the world.
F. Reminisce about the "point a minute" teams of the '90's... the 1890's.

Any of the above, really. They're all correct, in some manner.

E

They will smash the E button. Sprinkle in a healthy dose of C and starting hyping themselves up about The Game because they can imagine anything now, not seeing a new starting QB for us yet. They'll be 100% convinced we can't complete a forward pass and that their guy will be showing signs of Bradyism by then.