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2026 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, Arrogant Twatwaffles, Emasculated Cucks, Feckless Marmots, Dirty Cheaters "Mid"chigan

Texts confirmed as real


He's saying 2 different things: 1 in private and 1 in public.
The thing he says in private, he later says was an emotional moment, and out of frustration.
He is able to slowly think about what he wants to say in public, and he likely has a chance to review it with some PR folks.

If your wife is drunk and says shit about you, then apologizes later and says she was drunk and didn't mean it, do you just let her off the hook?

I think that the "most real" a person can be is when he/she doesn't have that back-up review of what's being said. The in-private things, the emotional things - those are real.

If *ichigan players and fans are half as smart as they think they are, they're going to take a while before accepting this apology.
 
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He's saying 2 different things: 1 in private and 1 in public.
The thing he says in private, he later says was an emotional moment, and out of frustration.
He is able to slowly think about what he wants to say in public, and he likely has a chance to review it with some PR folks.

If your wife is drunk and says shit about you, then apologizes later and says she was drunk and didn't mean it, do you just let her off the hook?

I think that the "most real" a person can be is when he/she doesn't have that back-up review of what's being said. The in-private things, the emotional things - those are real.

If *ichigan players and fans are half as smart as they think they are, they're going to take a while before accepting this apology.

The players and fans seem to 100% agree with what he said in those texts, so I doubt they care. They are slipping closer and closer to a complete meltdown. A loss to Ped State might very well cause the walls to completely collapse.
 
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That locker room is so toxic right now that even Santa Ono wouldn't want to shower in it.

I'm curious to what solution these players who are melting down over the scheme have?

You've got a bad QB who is not accurate at all and cannot make reads along with an OL that's bad and doesn't open up any sort of run game. What scheme are you gonna cook up to fix that?

The players are clearly standing on the side of Underwood which is hilarious. Guy isn't even a top 100 QB at this point, you're gonna tank the whole program for that?

This all goes back to the out-of-control sunshine pumping culture up there. The North Korea of college football where no criticism is allowed or you will be cut off from the program. The players have clearly bought all in on all the bullshit they are constantly fed by the scUM media friendlies. It's not a shock at all that they are putting everything on the coaches because in their minds they are a loaded roster that couldn't possibly be personally at fault. Because that's what they were sold all offseason and for their whole careers there.
 
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I'm curious to what solution these players who are melting down over the scheme have?

You've got a bad QB who is not accurate at all and cannot make reads along with an OL that's bad and doesn't open up any sort of run game. What scheme are you gonna cook up to fix that?

The players are clearly standing on the side of Underwood which is hilarious. Guy isn't even a top 100 QB at this point, you're gonna tank the whole program for that?

This all goes back to the out-of-control sunshine pumping culture up there. The North Korea of college football where no criticism is allowed or you will be cut off from the program. The players have clearly bought all in on all the bullshit they are constantly fed by the scUM media friendlies. It's not a shock at all that they are putting everything on the coaches because in their minds they are a loaded roster that couldn't possibly be personally at fault. Because that's what they were sold all offseason and for their whole careers there.
They don't agree that he's a bad QB.
 
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If your wife is drunk and says shit about you, then apologizes later and says she was drunk and didn't mean it, do you just let her off the hook?

Three things always tell the truth: little kids, drunks and spandex.

To answer your question though; undefeated isn't undefeated because it lets you decide about getting off the hook. If your wife gets drunk and talks shit about you...you were wrong.

The Book of Marriage 1:1
 
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What does whoever Alex Gonzales is mean when he says "well tbf"? Because I know how I'd finish that sentence.....but I don't live with my head buried in the sand like everybody in Mr Brightsideville. Are the players self aware? Does he mean "well tbf.....we did fuck over Western Michigan and steal a win"? "well tbf.......we did cheat our balls off for 3 years, get caught, win a fraudulent title, then walk away punishment free."?
 
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