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2023 tCun Shenanigans, Arguments, Cobras, Feckless Marmots, Fake Pandas, Dirty Cheaters

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dragurd said:
I could see the Panthers doing it when all the hot young coaches tell them hell the fuck no
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I can't think of a better landing spot than working for a meddling, trigger-happy owner who demands instant success, especially after he hamstrung the previous coach by trading away his best WR and the best RB in the league......
 
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dragurd said:
See but the Bears hired Warren and I wouldn't be surprised if Warren hates his guts
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Warren is in charge of one of the worst teams in professional football. If he doesn't start winning, he will lose his job. I'm sure he will check his feelings at the door for a chance to get wins. And they have 2 picks possibly in the top 5, the rightHC with him can set this franchise up for the future
 
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AJHawkfan said:
And that is precisely the reason why the new coach will be on a very short leash. If they botch either of those picks, it'll be the same old Bears.
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True. But the Bears are one of those franchise who clings to nostalgia. Nothing better to sell to the Chicago faithful, than a former QB. And they'll sell it that he learned from Ditka
 
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pnuts34 said:
https://www.si.com/nfl/2023/11/30/jim-harbaugh-connected-nfl-coaching-jobs-bears-panthers-report



That's an old article. The Bears and Panthers Re seriously looking. And when week 17 ends, there will be more. The notion that he hasn't gotten a job previously doesn't matter. And not many of those new hires have even made a SB. I'm not a fan of the guy but he's won and I can see him bolting for the NFL
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I'll believe the Bears when I see it. Warren would be the one NFL exec who would intimately know what he's getting into. Plus, he's said he wants to be more involved in day to day aspects of the team. How is that going to play with the poster boy for being front office poison
 
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ORD_Buckeye said:
Remember when they commissioned some English prof to write a poem for his inaugural ceremony, and then went back to her and rejected the generic poem about the university and told her to come up with something celebrating Ono.
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An Ode To Poo is very much a celebration that I think may have been secretly written for him or someone like him


An Ode To Poo
Oh my little piece of poo,
How much that I do cherish you.
A texture like that of sticky clay.
With an aromatic, stiff bouquet.
I can roll you into little balls.
And stick you to the bathroom walls.
I can shape you any way I want.
And get some more with a little grunt.
If I want you a little runny,
I use prunes to fill my tummy.
"Add some color." did you say?
I'll just eat corn and peanuts. Yay!
Want some green, some red, some blue?
A box of fruitloops, that'll do!
If I want you a little lumpy,
I'll eat raw carrots, their kinda chunky!
Playdough can't come out of my ****,
And I can't make playdough with my gut.
Most people flush you far away.
But I recycle! With you I'll play!
So here's to you, my piece of poo.
Thank you so much for just being you!
 
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