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Okay.
So I went to the store when it was 17-0.

I stated before in another thread, my wife is expecting our third child. So I had to go get a refill on her preggar horsepill meds.
As any man who knows, being pregnant instills the woman with a "I can only eat this one thing" list, so I had to go get some groceries as well.
So, I figured - I got a nice Craycort cast iron grill grate with a bunch of accessories, so I can go shopping for a few extras and use that thing tomorrow whilst I watch you guys play.

I have SiriusXM in the car, so when I left, the score was 17 - 0. The SECEspin guy kept saying, "So, they're not going to score 17 points on this one series."
I'm like, uh, that's obvious, dumbass. I'm thinking - surely, Sparty is going to not act like a virgin dude thrown into general population....

I went to a local grocery store, and got the following:

A loaf of bread.
A couple of ribeyes.
A couple of strip steaks.
Cereal
- Raisin Bran for me
- Honey Bunches of Oats for the wife
- Frosted Flakes for the girls.
Popcorn.
A cream soda (Dad's)
Salad
Mushrooms (for the steak)

This all took me about 10.....MAYBE 15 minutes (non football, real time).

When I got back in the car, the score was 31 - 0.
I had to check my watch. Maybe I fell into the Hot Tub Time machine or got zapped by a hypno-ray gun or something.

I have a Citizen Eco-Drive that keeps accurate time. Not the problem.

My mouth hit the floor.

Damn Sparty....

 
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I've posted it already but feel free to ignore it. What the hell, I'll summarize it. OSU led 14-7 with 3 minutes left in the 3rd quarter. MSU drove 75 yards in 13 plays to tie the game without completing a pass.

"Yeah, but the defense was tired because we kept going 3 and out!"

At that point in the game we had 17+ minutes of possession to their 24+, so in order to buy the "tired" excuse I have to believe our defense was so exhausted at that point they couldn't stop MSU from marching 75 yards in 13 plays without completing a single pass. Really? They didn't even have their starting QB. We knew they were going to run it, and they did anyway. Oh by the way, they also drove 75 yards in the first half to also erase a 7 point Buckeye lead - was our defense worn out then, too? They later got the game winning FG on a drive with one completion for six yards, the rest on the ground.

We're seeing how good they really are tonight. They rushed for 203 yards against the Buckeyes. They have negative yards tonight.

And is MSU's defense so damn good our athletes couldn't do a thing because of "play calling"? And where was Urban Meyer while this was going on? Does he not have a headset? Can he not get in Tim Beck's ear?

I'm tired of the "Tim Beck!" excuse. Is he deficient? Yep. Do I want him replaced? Yep. But the notion that he's the sole reason OSU lost at home, on Senior Day, to a back up QB, and gave up 203 yards on the ground, is ridiculous. It's scapegoating. It's laziness. Our TEAM dropped the ball. It happens.
Counter-argument to your argument: most people know the defense shit the bed. But the offense ate a Thanksgiving sized meal of taco bell and pulled their pants down and led many crime scene investigators to question if their was or was not a bed under the pile of diarrhea.

Without turnovers (fyi, the offense doesn't force turnovers), they probably score ZERO points. They were the definition of ineptitude.
 
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That MSU loss will eat at OSU for a very long time. Much like the 2011 season was a what if season due to the multiple suspensions and Tress leaving. That single game this year is a what if as the entire nation watched MSU not even show up and OSU fans and players left to watch and think "what if"...
 
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What a GREAT night!

Got Laid!
Got Drunk!

Got to watch the most wannabe CFB program in the counrty get their asses handed to them 38-0!!:cheers:
God I hate those fuckers. What a beautiful thing though. Although I despise Alabackwardsasses I do have to give them big props for putting those useless bastards right back at the bottom of the pecking order where they belong.

FUCK the "BIG" and conference prestige. WE are BUCKEYE-NATION and are gonna just sodomize the hopes out of those pathetic "Rudy" loving loser Domer cuckholding dickheads tomorrow!

Rant over.

Peace, and Happy New Year to all my Buckeye brothers!!!:oh:
 
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What a GREAT night!

Got Laid!
Got Drunk!

Got to watch the most wannabe CFB program in the counrty get their asses handed to them 38-0!!:cheers:
God I hate those fuckers. What a beautiful thing though. Although I despise Alabackwardsasses I do have to give them big props for putting those useless bastards right back at the bottom of the pecking order where they belong.

FUCK the "BIG" and conference prestige. WE are BUCKEYE-NATION and are gonna just sodomize the hopes out of those pathetic "Rudy" loving loser Domer cuckholding dickheads tomorrow!

Rant over.

Peace, and Happy New Year to all my Buckeye brothers!!!:oh:
Geez WW, don't hold back, tell us how you really feel!
:slappy::slappy:
 
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Okay.
So I went to the store when it was 17-0.

I stated before in another thread, my wife is expecting our third child. So I had to go get a refill on her preggar horsepill meds.
As any man who knows, being pregnant instills the woman with a "I can only eat this one thing" list, so I had to go get some groceries as well.
So, I figured - I got a nice Craycort cast iron grill grate with a bunch of accessories, so I can go shopping for a few extras and use that thing tomorrow whilst I watch you guys play.

I have SiriusXM in the car, so when I left, the score was 17 - 0. The SECEspin guy kept saying, "So, they're not going to score 17 points on this one series."
I'm like, uh, that's obvious, dumbass. I'm thinking - surely, Sparty is going to not act like a virgin dude thrown into general population....

I went to a local grocery store, and got the following:

A loaf of bread.
A couple of ribeyes.
A couple of strip steaks.
Cereal
- Raisin Bran for me
- Honey Bunches of Oats for the wife
- Frosted Flakes for the girls.
Popcorn.
A cream soda (Dad's)
Salad
Mushrooms (for the steak)

This all took me about 10.....MAYBE 15 minutes (non football, real time).

When I got back in the car, the score was 31 - 0.
I had to check my watch. Maybe I fell into the Hot Tub Time machine or got zapped by a hypno-ray gun or something.

I have a Citizen Eco-Drive that keeps accurate time. Not the problem.

My mouth hit the floor.

Damn Sparty....


Very simple answer. MSU gave up. Their defense fought hard in the first quarter, held on in the second, came out of half time angry and 15 minutes later rolled over and prayed for it to end.
 
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ESPN U has the game on again... maybe all MSU fans should have to watch again...

MSU and Iowa should both have publicly stood down and let us go to the playoffs
rather than thoroughly embarrassing their asses in front of the world

For a team to lose 39-0 in the PLAYOFFS is the pinnacle of embarrassment...
even the selection committee is pissed and embarrassed
 
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ESPN U has the game on again... maybe all MSU fans should have to watch again...

MSU and Iowa should both have publicly stood down and let us go to the playoffs
rather than thoroughly embarrassing their asses in front of the world

For a team to lose 39-0 in the PLAYOFFS is the pinnacle of embarrassment...
even the selection committee is pissed and embarrassed
This lol...

Let's be honest here while we have lost twice in the natty we have also won twice. We are without a doubt the only team in the B1G that can play with someone like bama. Any other team won't just lose they'll get embarrassed. Obviously they would never jump us over a team that beat us but if your goal was to get THE best out there then use your damn head.

B1G teams play us tough because we are their super bowl.. however we play big national teams tough because as Urban put it we can play in "sledgehammer" games. Our culture is to compete, to beat your man across from you, and to take what is yours and that just happens to serve us well against the heavy weights.

I'm not bitter at Beck anymore it is what it is... what I'm bitter at? That three of those schools in the playoffs had 1 loss and we got put to the side. Even had UNC won we weren't getting in over Iowa/Stanford who also both had one loss. It should've been about who they felt was the best equipped team to be in the playoffs. If this is about who wins the championship of each league then why the fuck do we only have 4 team? There's 5 power conferences.

I won't acknowledge either bama or Clemson as the champ this year because they didn't have to TAKE what was ours.
 
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even the selection committee is pissed and embarrassed
The playoff committee is an embarrassment in itself. For all the speculation, commentary, ad-naseum that goes into the "selection" by the committee we know the reality is the only selection was which P5 Conference Champ team to leave out. It was easy this year with a 2 loss Stanford. An 8 team playoff would have required a little additional thought and a team like Houston has to give them a little cause for further consideration as well.

It will never be a perfect scenario that is for sure...
 
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