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2011 TSUN shenanigans and arguments (off season)

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TooTallMenardo;2067406; said:
"Meatball Hogie" Hoke sends his regards. IMO, he began the war between Meyer and him. Let's see if he has the fortitude to beat UFM at what he's best at. The 2013 recruiting class will be very telling of things to come from both schools.
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I'd argue that he actually started a fight with Luke, but Urban got tagged into the fight (while the ref wasn't looking if you ask UM fans :lol:) and is now kicking Hoke's ass all around the ring - allegedly with illegal chokes and eye gouges - looks clean to me.

God, if only I had LSUFreek's abilities. :(
 
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Bucky Katt;2067416; said:
I'd argue that he actually started a fight with Luke, but Urban got tagged into the fight (while the ref wasn't looking if you ask UM fans :lol:) and is now kicking Hoke's ass all around the ring - allegedly with illegal chokes and eye gouges - looks clean to me.

God, if only I had LSUFreek's abilities. :(
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He's revolutionized .gif's. He's a computer generated Picasso. :biggrin:
 
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Brody Choke's response upon hearing the news of tOSU getting verbal commitments from Washington, Schutt, Pittman and Spence in a matter of a couple weeks:

1) Not...not good.
2) Purchases a large ham sandwich
3) Call together entire scUM coaching staff
4) Tell them this is "not...not good" while wiping mustard off his chin with the back of his hand
5) Have grad assistant purchase entire scUM coaching staff new pairs of underwear because they all collectively
soiled their shorts upon hearing the news.
6) Brody asks entire scUM coaching staff, "did I mention that this is not...not good?"
7) scUM nation "it's not fair. they are just a bunch of cheaters. they should get the death penalty. all Meyer has done so far is poach other teams players......waaaaaaaah.....waaaaaaah...
 
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WolverineMike;2067359; said:
I'll still believe all these kids land where they say when they actually fax in the LOI. There could still be some last minute surprises, on both fronts. You just never know with kids today
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I can't disagree with this. Recruiting has become too much of a spectacle and a chance for grandstanding and self-indulgence. It's almost become cool to yank schools around and change one's mind at the last minute.

I hope (maybe even expect) all of our kids are solid, level headed and keep to their verbals. That, unfortunately, doesn't seem to be where the overall culture is trending though.

Personally, I blame that little douche Webb from Toledo who invited a whole Sparty contingent of coaches and press down for his announcement and then pulled out a Tennessee hat. That was one kid that I was more than happy to see fail utterly.
 
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Hoke's response to Meyer's recruiting prowess:

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"Can't beat em, join em? Derp, Ohio"
 
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Bucky Katt;2067416; said:
I'd argue that he actually started a fight with Luke, but Urban got tagged into the fight (while the ref wasn't looking if you ask UM fans :lol:) and is now kicking Hoke's ass all around the ring - allegedly with illegal chokes and eye gouges - looks clean to me.

God, if only I had LSUFreek's abilities. :(
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Perhaps the scene from Stripes when the rules are being 'explained' to John Candy right before he mud wrestles....with Hoke's face on Candy and Urban's on the two females....

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7hVIAn2gv8"]Stripes mud wrestling start - YouTube[/ame]

Works on a couple of levels....
 
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TooTallMenardo;2067373; said:
It's definitely going to be fun watching these two coaches battle it out in the next few years. That's for sure.
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No it won't be.

It will be fun when we pound these arrogant fucks back into the ground. It's amazing what one year has done.

....and, since they're will be no bowl game next year - I fully expect (and would be highly disappointed if he didn't) Meyer to pull out all the stops and send a message. Go for 2, every fucking time... lets draw a couple personal fouls on defense, get nasty, knock some people into the dirt. Save all his timeouts until the 4th Qtr and use them in the final 30 seconds just to remind hoke of the shit storm coming his way every November.


Fuckers.
 
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Buckeneye;2069599; said:
No it won't be.

It will be fun when we pound these arrogant fucks back into the ground. It's amazing what one year has done.

....and, since they're will be no bowl game next year - I fully expect (and would be highly disappointed if he didn't) Meyer to pull out all the stops and send a message. Go for 2, every fucking time... lets draw a couple personal fouls on defense, get nasty, knock some people into the dirt. Save all his timeouts until the 4th Qtr and use them in the final 30 seconds just to remind hoke of the shit storm coming his way every November.


Fuckers.
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Mine was the nicer approach. Yours was what I was thinking. :wink2:
 
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Buckeneye;2069599; said:
No it won't be.

It will be fun when we pound these arrogant [censored]s back into the ground. It's amazing what one year has done.

....and, since they're will be no bowl game next year - I fully expect (and would be highly disappointed if he didn't) Meyer to pull out all the stops and send a message. Go for 2, every [censored]ing time... lets draw a couple personal fouls on defense, get nasty, knock some people into the dirt. Save all his timeouts until the 4th Qtr and use them in the final 30 seconds just to remind hoke of the [Mark May] storm coming his way every November.


[censored]ers.
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Buckeneye;2069599; said:
No it won't be.

It will be fun when we pound these arrogant fucks back into the ground. It's amazing what one year has done.

....and, since they're will be no bowl game next year - I fully expect (and would be highly disappointed if he didn't) Meyer to pull out all the stops and send a message. Go for 2, every fucking time... lets draw a couple personal fouls on defense, get nasty, knock some people into the dirt. Save all his timeouts until the 4th Qtr and use them in the final 30 seconds just to remind hoke of the shit storm coming his way every November.


Fuckers.
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Don't resort to Sparty cheapshots. don't let them rally behind that banner if they're getting manhandled.

Drive your opponent into the ground, hit Denard on every play, try to score seventy, but don't cheapen the pain.
 
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jwinslow;2069769; said:
Don't resort to Sparty cheapshots. don't let them rally behind that banner if they're getting manhandled.

Drive your opponent into the ground, hit Denard on every play, try to score seventy, but don't cheapen the pain.
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Damn right!

I have not ventured over to the scUM boards since the NCAA announcement. Are they whipping themselves into a frenzied circlejerk of self-righteous extasy over our bowl ban? Or are they indignant over the fact that we didn't get the death penalty, and blaming it on "O$U cheating and bribing the NCAA"?
 
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