JimsSweaterVest;1623589; said:
Circle the answer likely to be chosen by scUM fans.
a. Those who stay will be champions.
b. Couldn't handle Barwis!!11!!1!!!1!!!
c. Not hard-working enough to survive under Coach Rod's regime.
d. So glad he's gone. Frees up scholarships for more 5'4 120 lbs Speedy Gonzalez types.
e. At least he didn't transfer to O like Benedict Boren.
f. All of the above.
g. lactose intolerant and couldn't drink Barwis' chocolate milk
And the answers selected by OSU fans:
a) must be diabetic because he couldn't drink all that kool aid
b) grew up dreaming of playing in a bowl game some day
c) Hate the new team rule: all players taller than 5'4" and weighing over 120 lbs HAVE to play on the line. No exceptions.
d) Grew up loving UM and hating OSU..so they want to move on to a program that gives them a chance of getting a W at the expense of the Buckeyes...some place like Purdue.
e) creeped out by the Forcier family following Tate around campus and constantly whispering in Tate's ear: you are awesome. You are good enough. It isn't you..it is these other guys. You are all world. You ARE Tate.
f) Kinesiology classes are full...so time to move on.
g) Denard keeps yelling at people because he still can't tie his shoes...the rabbit goes around the tree...then in the hole...then....DAMN IT!!!!
feel free to add to the list....