I remember years past getting locked out of my car in West Lafayette at a Ohio State/Purdue game* and had to get a cop to unlock my car.

* It was the game where Mike Tomczak forgot the down and purposely threw the ball away to stop the clock on 4th down.

He used some flat rod. It looked something like this:



Seriously, does anyone know if this actually works?

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Jagdaddy said:

To a degree. I like Joe Burrow, but I didn't need to see him win a Heisman and natty when we were robbed of a chance to stop it.

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I hear you, but it wasn’t like he was going to see that same success at OSU. He may have the year after Haskins left, but that would also mean OSU misses out on Fields and has Burrow for one season.
But it did suck not getting a chance to meet him in the Nc

JohnnyCockfight said:

The ESPN article links to a local news story, and the pictures and video of the SUV show it to be untouched on the top and passenger side of the vehicle. Those articles do not make clear an important detail, however, that may exonerate Woods. It was a 2 car crash - so it could have possibly been someone else's fault (not where I'd place my money). One of the articles mentions that Woods agreed to a breathalyzer but not a urine test. This could be pain killer / prescription drug use gone awry again.

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You’d be surprised. The Hummer that nearly hit us rolled 2.5 times at about 70 mph and didn’t have visible damage, although a Range Rover might not be as durable. Follow up info. does suggest that didn’t happen here, however.

Ohio State has been pretty straightforward in complying with the SCOTUS decision on affirmative action. I'd be shocked if they were trying to get around it. What this probably is is the DOJ acting on complaints from white applicants who were rejected, and in their minds since there were obviously some black and brown people accepted into that class, they just couldn't conceive of the possibility that those black and brown applicants just might have been stronger.

Unless the DOJ is simply looking for sacrificial lambs (and that's a possibility) then simply comparing the application portfolio of accepted black and brown applicants to those of rejected white applicants should cover things.

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The ESPN article links to a local news story, and the pictures and video of the SUV show it to be untouched on the top and passenger side of the vehicle. Those articles do not make clear an important detail, however, that may exonerate Woods. It was a 2 car crash - so it could have possibly been someone else's fault (not where I'd place my money). One of the articles mentions that Woods agreed to a breathalyzer but not a urine test. This could be pain killer / prescription drug use gone awry again.

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Reportedly, he was speeding on a residential road close to his home. He tried to pass another vehicle, clipped it, and rolled over. Apparently nobody was actually hurt. He was arrested and charged with a DUI. He scored a ZERO on the breathalyzer and refused to submit a urine test. The police can hold him for 8 hours. They are trying to determine just what he was under the "influence" of.

Tiger's SUV can be seen on it's side in the photo:



Just sayin': It's not like he can't afford a chauffer. At this point in his life Tiger should just limit his driving to a "one wood".

ScriptOhio said:

Just sayin': It's always nice to see a former scUM player "take a swipe" at scUM......

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“If I was going to come back to college, I wanted to be in an offense where I was going to be able to evolve my all-around game.”

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This is a big indictment against Tony Alford's coaching.

Jagdaddy said:

It could have rolled a couple of times before ending up on its side. That’s what happened to the barrel rolling Hummer H2 that damn near took me and my wife out about 20 years ago.

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The ESPN article links to a local news story, and the pictures and video of the SUV show it to be untouched on the top and passenger side of the vehicle. Those articles do not make clear an important detail, however, that may exonerate Woods. It was a 2 car crash - so it could have possibly been someone else's fault (not where I'd place my money). One of the articles mentions that Woods agreed to a breathalyzer but not a urine test. This could be pain killer / prescription drug use gone awry again.

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It doesn't seem real. Another rollover crash? He is going to get someone killed, whether it's himself or another. It will be interesting to see what the speed limit is - wouldn't be surprised if it's 25 mph from looking at the local news video of the crash scene. If so, how fast would he have been going to end up on his side? And how do you end up on the side of a Range Rover without it rolling all the way over?

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It could have rolled a couple of times before ending up on its side. That’s what happened to the barrel rolling Hummer H2 that damn near took me and my wife out about 20 years ago.

Tomateaux Quinoa Gumbeaux said:

That means BP is a reputable source now.

That in mind:

TOMATOES BELONG IN GUMBO!!!!!

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AI has been compromised.

George Gervin should have filed for the Iceman trademark decades ago. Especially after having one of the greatest posters of all time.

BuckBackHome said:

Tiger Woods involved in Florida rollover crash

Tiger Woods was involved in a rollover crash in Jupiter Island, Florida, on Friday, according to the Martin County Sheriff's Office. No details about the cause of the crash or Woods' condition were immediately released.

www.espn.com

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It doesn't seem real. Another rollover crash? He is going to get someone killed, whether it's himself or another. It will be interesting to see what the speed limit is - wouldn't be surprised if it's 25 mph from looking at the local news video of the crash scene. If so, how fast would he have been going to end up on his side? And how do you end up on the side of a Range Rover without it rolling all the way over?

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Yes, thought they were brothers. My bad.

George Gervin is the most well known alum of my alma mater.
He would beat this dumbass to death in a battle of skill and getting it done when it counts.

scarletngray said:

Some talk about Garrett also playing the Fullback role on Offense. I would love to see him get a shot. Great athleticism.

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Does he block better than his brother?

Bestbuck36 said:

Lol and my Reds starter was lifted with the game on the line for a pinch hitter. Dead cat bounce

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To my benefit

Nutriaitch said:

I like Wade as a coach, and think it was time to remove Woodward as AD.

but seriously, the school got put on probation, scholarship reductions, and Wade was given a show cause.

that will get you fired EVERYWHERE.

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LSU Tigers aka

Iron Buckeye taking massive strides to possibly earn a starting spot for Ohio State​

The Buckeye linebacker is trying to push hard for a starting spot with a strong offseason and solid spring practices.

Ohio State DC Matt Patricia is extremely impressed with Garrett Stover​

Ohio State defensive coordinator Matt Patricia is extremely impressed with the growth he's seen from Stover in the offseason and the spring. He believes Stover has already made a massive improvement from last year.

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The Ohio State Buckeyes have a lot of really good, young players at the linebacker position who are vying for starting spots. It looks like Payton Pierce has the upper hand on one of them, but the other one or two spots are up for grabs. Patricia plays multiple defenses, so three linebackers will get a lot of playing time.

Just sayin': I have no idea who will start; however, it does sound like Pierce, Petijohn, Alford, and now Stover could be a very solid "2 deep" at the 2 LB positions.

Just sayin': It's always nice to see a former scUM player "take a swipe" at scUM......

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“If I was going to come back to college, I wanted to be in an offense where I was going to be able to evolve my all-around game.”

Ohio State football transfer portal addition made a major statement one SEC school isn’t going to like at all​

The first year Buckeye is expected to be a standout on defense after playing multiple years in the SEC.

Alabama transfer James Smith gets honest about what he thinks about Ohio State so far ​

“It kind of gave me that feeling back from when I visited as a freshman with Saban, it kind of felt like that a lot,” Smith said on Thursday. “I ain’t gonna lie, I came here and they ain’t lied to me one time. Nothing coach Larry Johnson told me, he told me it’s gonna be hard, I was okay with that.”

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Ohio State transfer from Alabama embarrasses Kalen DeBoer: 'Not another Saban'​

While Smith said he had "no really big reason" to transfer, and claimed he just needed a new start while talking up the Alabama football program, he later let his real feelings be known while trying not to be divisive.

Read between the lines, and you'll see that Smith basically admitted that some combination of DeBoer, Nick Saban, and/or their coaching staffs lied to him. You'll also read plainly that Smith signed up with the Tide to play for Saban, and had no hope of DeBoer living up to the same "Bama Standard."

“(Ohio State) kind of gave me, like that feeling back when I visited as a freshman with Saban, it kind of felt like that,” Smith said of choosing Ohio State. “Because here, I ain’t gonna lie, I came here, they didn’t lie to me not one time. Nothing they told me, (Ohio State defensive line coach Larry Johnson) told me, it’s gonna be hard. So I was OK with that.

“Inside the building (DeBoer) was doing his job ... He’s taking over for a big — It’s not going to be another Saban, so I don’t know, you can’t expect that out of him, but he’s doing the best he can, he’s working.

“I just feel like the intensity is different ... I wouldn’t even say the intensity, it’s just like, everything’s so intentional. Everybody’s already laid out. They came in with a new coaching staff at ‘Bama, so it’s like they’re all still trying to learn and stuff. Here it’s already stable and they already know.”

Ryan Day's practices are more intense than Kalen DeBoer's. Without question.

Smith stopped short of saying it's the intensity that separates Alabama and Ohio State, but we know it's true. Ryan Day's practices are physically testing offensive skill-position freshmen every second, whereas DeBoer famously doesn't practice as hard because he believes he can outscheme opponents, and the trenches don't need to physically dominate.
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