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2026 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, Arrogant Twatwaffles, Emasculated Cucks, Feckless Marmots, Dirty Cheaters "Mid"chigan

Is it possible that a coach was able to break through Underwood's ego and convince him he had a great deal of work to do between his spring game shit show and the kickoff of the 26-27 season? Marshall is a solid running back. They have at least one decent receiver. The middle of the BIG sucks. Could they finish third?
the middle of the B1G is better than the middle of any other conference.

I think they finish somewhere around 6th....Ohio State, Oregon, Indiana, USC and Iowa ahead of them, with Illinois, Washington and Ped State right there too....
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2026 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, Arrogant Twatwaffles, Emasculated Cucks, Feckless Marmots, Dirty Cheaters "Mid"chigan

Is it possible that a coach was able to break through Underwood's ego and convince him he had a great deal of work to do between his spring game shit show and the kickoff of the 26-27 season? Marshall is a solid running back. They have at least one decent receiver. The middle of the BIG sucks. Could they finish third?
Unfortunately for them, Underwood is turning out to be a punk ass bitch more interested in running his mouth than recognizing his shortcomings and keeping his head down while putting in the work to improve.

In other words, he's a Michigan Man.
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SEC (It just means more.. even its losses are wins)




Funny I don't recall this being the official company line from ESPN when Saban was winning NC's from a very top heavy SEC.

In fact, if we look back on 2025 through the lens of Disney/ESPN official transitive property doctrine it would have to work like this:
-IU won the NC and beat Alabama 38-3
-IU barely survived Penn State 27-24
-PSU only went 3-6 in conference
-Therefore, according to established precedent, the following must be true: Oregon, UCLA, Northwestern, IU, OSU and Iowa are all better than anyone in the SEC
-Under the codicil of "close losses count against the transitive property too" : Penn State only beat Rutgers by 4. Penn State stayed with 3 of IU. IU beat Bama by 35 therefore Rutgers is also better than Bama.

Just trying to stay on point and show why it's ok for Purdue and Sparty fans to be pounding their chest and chanting "B-I-G" after Indiana won the title last year.
The math scans. Good work.
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2026 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, Arrogant Twatwaffles, Emasculated Cucks, Feckless Marmots, Dirty Cheaters "Mid"chigan

I cannot wait for the comically over the top sunshine pumping about Underwood that's going to come out from their usual media friendlies once fall camp starts.

Remember these are the same sunshine pumpers that got the DFBIA actually believing that scUM "actually had the best WR core in the B1G" when their #1 guy was Ronnie Bell. So, it's going to be some grand level bullshit with Underwood.
Is it possible that a coach was able to break through Underwood's ego and convince him he had a great deal of work to do between his spring game shit show and the kickoff of the 26-27 season? Marshall is a solid running back. They have at least one decent receiver. The middle of the BIG sucks. Could they finish third?
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SEC (It just means more.. even its losses are wins)

Last year’s bowl games:

11-5 for the B1G

4-10 for the SEC
SEC fan: Bowl games don't matter
Narrator: Oh actually, it was the opposite........11-5 for the SEC, 4-10 for the B1G
SEC fan: Well.....what I meant was, Bowl games matter all of it
Narrator: No.....it was right the first time. 11-5 for the B1G, 4-10 for the SEC
SEC fan: Like I said, bowl games don't matter

2026 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, Arrogant Twatwaffles, Emasculated Cucks, Feckless Marmots, Dirty Cheaters "Mid"chigan

I hope he learns to truly hate the Buckeyes.

4 or 5 straight losses should make that happen.
He won't be around in year 4 in any case. He's ONLY there to keep the boat afloat until they figure out their AD office.
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2026 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, Arrogant Twatwaffles, Emasculated Cucks, Feckless Marmots, Dirty Cheaters "Mid"chigan

Kyle Whittingham Wants Ohio State-Michigan Rivalry to Be Intense, Not Fueled by Hatred: “I Don’t Think There’s Any Place for That Personally”

Hate is a strong word — and not one Kyle Whittingham wants to use to describe his feelings for Ohio State.

Speaking at Big Ten Media Days on Thursday, the Wolverines’ new head coach said the Ohio State-Michigan rivalry should be intense and emotional, but not rooted in hatred.

“I’ve learned how intense that rivalry is and how important the game is,” Whittingham said. “Hate is a strong word, but I want to win that game as badly as anybody in Ann Arbor.”

Just sayin': You have to hate those fucking lying cheaters. They show no remorse and offer no apologies.

:slappy::slappy::slappy::slappy::slappy::slappy::slappy::slappy::slappy:
I hope he learns to truly hate the Buckeyes.

4 or 5 straight losses should make that happen.
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