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Penn State Cult (Joe Knew)

Some people think that less than a full mouth of teeth is a plus for a hooker though …
Well it’s proportionate to meth:coke

My point being they can maybe fake the sophistication of doing coke over meth but I’ve been up in that area….they are getting meth level hookers.

Probably from a truck stop.
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People to Punch, Pet Peeves, and General Vexations (mega-merge)

I'm seeing more and more people parking in handicap spots, employees of the month spots and over spaces that are reserved for specific people with zero fucks given. When a society stops respecting these basic courtesies we have fallen.
I don't know if I'd go as far as "we have fallen", but I think I agree that a dude should be able to park in any other legitimate spot.

Never understood this practice by healthy people since those spaces are usually closest to the entrance. I am a fat old man with a desk/computer job and always look for a spot far away from the entrance so that I get at least a bit of exercise when I go places since I sit on my ass most of the time.
I park way away, usually, too. But it's more of a thing where I don't want to drive near the doofuses walking into and out of the store. Plus, I got a tiny car - I don't want to try pulling out of a parking spot where there's a lot of other cars. Your minivans and other nerdy cars aren't easy for me to see around.

But to your point... how hard is it to get a handicap tag? I see people parking in those spots, and the driver and passenger get out and they're as capable as I am. But they have a tag. So.. I guess they're allowed to do that? But back to Dub's point, why would they want to park there? It's literally 3 spots closer than the first non-handicap spot.
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2026 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, Arrogant Twatwaffles, Emasculated Cucks, Feckless Marmots, Dirty Cheaters "Mid"chigan

15 yard penalties for celebrating when the game is already well in hand against a very hateable team are my absolute favorite penalties by a wide margin. Giving Underwood an INT to go along with his dreadful passing stats was icing on the cake. I'll take a 50 yard loss if it means he's 8/18 for 63 yards AND a pick.

What a clown show they are.

Is there a specific penalty for gouging out eyes and skull fucking an opponenet?

Because if there were, that would be my favorite penalty.
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2026 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, Arrogant Twatwaffles, Emasculated Cucks, Feckless Marmots, Dirty Cheaters "Mid"chigan

15 yard penalties for celebrating when the game is already well in hand against a very hateable team are my absolute favorite penalties by a wide margin. Giving Underwood an INT to go along with his dreadful passing stats was icing on the cake. I'll take a 50 yard loss if it means he's 8/18 for 63 yards AND a pick.

What a clown show they are.
I'd take the interception with a safety and a 15-yd penalty, if it meant Ohio State had a chance to get another interception.
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Game Thread Ball State at tOSU, Sat. Sept. 5th, 12:30 ET BTN

Ball State from their preseason outlook looks like a pretty bad MAC team.

Their QB is either going to be a guy who only completed 56% of his passes in D2 last year or a guy who has only throw 12 passes (4/12) across 3 seasons between SMU and Texas State and their oline is horrible (gave up the 2nd most sacks per game last season)

Our D should feast easily here.

Defensively they are replacing their top 8 tacklers from a meh MAC defense with a bunch of lower-level transfers. Can't see them being able to stop us much.

We could very well be up like 42-0 at the half. A cover probably depends on how much Day is willing to let the backups actually play.
What I'm hearing is a perfect tune up game and film to determine who rolls the most against Texas. It's almost like we planned it that way.
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2026 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, Arrogant Twatwaffles, Emasculated Cucks, Feckless Marmots, Dirty Cheaters "Mid"chigan

15 yard penalties for celebrating when the game is already well in hand against a very hateable team are my absolute favorite penalties by a wide margin. Giving Underwood an INT to go along with his dreadful passing stats was icing on the cake. I'll take a 50 yard loss if it means he's 8/18 for 63 yards AND a pick.

What a clown show they are.
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Game Thread Ball State at tOSU, Sat. Sept. 5th, 12:30 ET BTN

I do mostly agree with this. The problem is you just never know what's going to happen when hyopthetically the deep bench is in later in the 4th quarter of a 56-0 type game though. That's where Ball State might be able to pick up a cheap TD to beat the spread.

That's why they call it gambling

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