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Lee Corso (official thread)

Herbie’s Hallmark movie would be “A crying cunt’s Christmas in Columbus”

It would be about this incredibly vapid and annoying guy who learns that you can never go home again when you are a complete cock hole and everyone back home fucking hates you no matter how many sympathy dogs you roll out.

I will pitch this to my cousin who has a few scripts to her name. Including, "A Knight before Christmas" (which I never saw). But I would watch that one. The dog(s) angle could be the crying cunt versus the egomaniac.
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Cincinnati Reds (2025 is our year! Haha thats actually funny)

The slo-mo of Elly's strikeout swing against kershaw showed him looking out toward shortstop on his swing, not down at the ball where it meets the bat. He's probably always hit like that. He does almost nothing fundamentally right. You can't hit what you can't see. How will he ever figure this shit out if he doesn't do the simple fundamentals.
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Lee Corso (official thread)

Herbie’s Hallmark movie would be “A crying cunt’s Christmas in Columbus”

It would be about this incredibly vapid and annoying guy who learns that you can never go home again when you are a complete cock hole and everyone back home fucking hates you no matter how many sympathy dogs you roll out.
Yes. And the subplot was something about him burning down his own house and moving to Tennessee to get away from mean people. As if that could really happen.
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Lee Corso (official thread)

Herbie’s Hallmark movie would be “A crying cunt’s Christmas in Columbus”

It would be about this incredibly vapid and annoying guy who learns that you can never go home again when you are a complete cock hole and everyone back home fucking hates you no matter how many sympathy dogs you roll out.

I think I've seen that one...

Lee Corso (official thread)

Yeah, every one of those movies has an unlikable dickhead. So I’m told. I’ve never really watched one. No I’m not crying. Me? No way. It is allergies. And anyway, I’ve never watched one of those movies.
Herbie’s Hallmark movie would be “A crying cunt’s Christmas in Columbus”

It would be about this incredibly vapid and annoying guy who learns that you can never go home again when you are a complete cock hole and everyone back home fucking hates you no matter how many sympathy dogs you roll out.
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