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ESPN (A bunch of Death-Spiraling maroons)

Watching SportsCenter or whatever bullshit show is on right now and they have stupid Paul on there as they all say Texas is being punished by the committee for scheduling and losing to OSU.... NO YOU FUCKS. They are being punished for losing to Florida. If they only had losses to OSU and UGA, they'd still be in the conversation, which, for some reason, they are still in the conversation. 1 loss to the #1 team doesn't fuck any team over, in fact, the fact that they "looked good" only losing by 7 probably is boosting them with 3 losses.
Scheduling good matchups doesn't hurt you. Losing to bad teams hurts you. Same for fucking Miami. Get the fuck out of here.
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2025 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, Arrogant Twatwaffles, Emasculated Cucks, Feckless Marmots, Dirty Cheaters

Marshall showing the traits of a true Moeller douchcanoe who expects things handed to him rather than work for them. Easy kid to root against

The traitor gene always reveals itself.

Some are just born with it.
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Game Thread THE GAME: #1 tOSU at tCun, Sat. Nov. 29th, 12 pm ET, FOX

I hope they wear all blue and I don’t care about the weather either.

It’s the wind that impacts. In 2021, we threw the ball fine regardless we just couldn’t stop the run.

We are one of the best at stopping the run this go around. Provided that continues we’ll be fine (so long as there’s no turnovers)

Very little wind wind. Less than 50% chance of accumulation during The Game window.

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2025 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, Arrogant Twatwaffles, Emasculated Cucks, Feckless Marmots, Dirty Cheaters

At a press availability today, Jordan Marshall said that he chose Michigan because the coach was a better man. That's right, Sherone " Show Cause" Moore was the better man.

Fuck those arrogant pricks

Fuck the whole goddamn state
Marshall showing the traits of a true Moeller douchcanoe who expects things handed to him rather than work for them. Easy kid to root against
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Clemson Tigers (official thread)

Unbelievably good news. Earlier, on some other thread, I think I declared myself the national champion for a few dozen years. Now I can say I've been a national champion multiple times a day in a lot of cases. I mean, you should see the fucking size of the shit I just took. If that's not a national champion's shit, I don't know what is. @Thump

Not so fast my friend.

I just talked to god and he told me all your championships have been vacated because you jerked off so much (he says it's a rule and you broke it)

Sorry about your luck (or lack of self control) but I am actually the champion for all those years.
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J.J. McCarthy (once a tCun, always a tCun)

There’s no damn concussion, he’s just a shit mental mess of a qb that already looks concussed.

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and you had film of every game he ever played

and you had access to his coaches and people who knew him

and you got to work him out yourself

and you interviewed him one on one

all of this led you to say "yep. That's my QB right there"

Whoever made that decision should be a background dancer in a Skyrizzi commercial or something but not a personnel decision maker in the NFL
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Game Thread THE GAME: #1 tOSU at tCun, Sat. Nov. 29th, 12 pm ET, FOX

They must have some psy ops guy on staff that they pay to develop things to have players and coaches say to try to put Day on tilt. I think though that, like the French with the Maginot Line, they’re fighting the last war with that strategy and are about to get blitzkrieged.
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Penn State Cult (Joe Knew)

It's going to be hilarious watching them negotiate with their emotions and rationality to accept whoever their coaching hire ends up being. And then trying to weave a narrative that it's a home run.

Reminiscent of Moore getting the HC job at Michigan. "Harbaugh didn't gut the staff and leave only Moore behind because he sucks ...Harbaugh hand picked him! Yeah, that's gotta be it!
Honestly, that wouldn’t be too dissimilar from our Jim Tressel process. He was, of course, a proven winner.
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Lane Kiffin (HC Ole/Young Miss & Twitter Troll King)

We're actually trying to outdo ourselves.

Allegedly we are willing to go up to $16 million a year, according to Ruffino at the 9 min mark of this video:

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I’ve always viewed LSU as a program that cares quite a bit about defense. But I guess the hot name can override that sensible position.
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Colorado State Rams (official thread)

Colorado State expected to hire UConn's Jim Mora as coach, sources say

Colorado State is expected to make UConn coach Jim Mora the school's next head coach, sources told ESPN on Tuesday. The deal is expected to come together in the near future, sources said.

Mora is coming off back-to-back nine-win seasons at UConn, a school that hadn't had a nine-win football season since 2007. Mora has led UConn to three bowl seasons in his four years there, and the school had been to only one bowl game in the previous 11 years.

He will come to Colorado State as the school is joining the Pac-12, and new athletic director John Weber has been bullish about Colorado State being at the top end of the Group of 5 schools in terms of finances.
Why he wouldn’t hold out for something better is beyond me. Back to back 9,wins at UCONN should be able get you to a middle tier power conference school.
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LB Arvell Reese (National Champion)

Hes also going to make some big plays. His athleticism in the scheme is going to affect the game
Yep. I expect Reese and Downs to take turns being the Boogeyman. These fucks won't know which one is coming to come kill their ass. Underwood is going to have a long fucking day.
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‘You really do taste the salty despair!’: Tasting ‘Buckeye Tears’ ahead of Ohio State game - ClickOnDetroit | WDIV Local 4
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Game Thread THE GAME: #1 tOSU at tCun, Sat. Nov. 29th, 12 pm ET, FOX

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2025 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, Arrogant Twatwaffles, Emasculated Cucks, Feckless Marmots, Dirty Cheaters

At a press availability today, Jordan Marshall said that he chose Michigan because the coach was a better man. That's right, Sherone " Show Cause" Moore was the better man.

Fuck those arrogant pricks

Fuck the whole goddamn state

I think he signed under Harbaugh but even then the same sentiment remains
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