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Yahoo accusations against SEC

You guys are all just haters!

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It's true, most SEC states and schools are the worst in the country at most things, can't we let them have just one thing that they can shamelessly cheat to be the best at?

It's kinda built into their DNA, after all. They were pretty damn good at agriculture when they got to cheat at that, too.
 
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It's true, most SEC states and schools are the worst in the country at most things, can't we let them have just one thing that they can shamelessly cheat to be the best at?

It's kinda built into their DNA, after all. They were pretty damn good at agriculture when they got to cheat at that, too.



Not bad.
Next time try and work in a "sister f***er" joke in there or call someone racist. Then you will have the grand slam of southern insults and certainly not one that we haven't heard before.
 
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Not bad.
Next time try and work in a "sister f***er" joke in there or call someone racist. Then you will have the grand slam of southern insults and certainly not one that we haven't heard before.

I was convinced by Brad Paisley's devastatingly powerful argument that everyone is just accidentally racist. I'm sure the sister thing is accidental too since the south is the best at having out-of-wedlock children and getting divorced, but that's probably just because unmarried births and divorce are linked to poverty.

Congratulations on cheating your way to being the best at college football, though.
 
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Congratulations on cheating your way to being the best at college football, though.


I'm sorry to have upset your very, very, very delicate feelings. Blatant accusations and snobbery aren't my thing, but I could see how they would appeal to someone with low confidence and a big temper.
Moving forward I'll take note of how sensitive you are and how making fun of people hundreds of miles away from you makes you feel better.

Have a fun day on the internet special guy! Don't let the world crush your spirit!
 
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I'm sorry to have upset your very, very, very delicate feelings. Blatant accusations and snobbery aren't my thing, but I could see how they would appeal to someone with low confidence and a big temper.
Moving forward I'll take note of how sensitive you are and how making fun of people hundreds of miles away from you makes you feel better.

Have a fun day on the internet special guy! Don't let the world crush your spirit!

So apparently we're calling the U.S. Census Report "blatant accusations" down south these days? :lol:

And technically, the south being terrible at everything does affect people hundreds of miles away since most southern states receive more federal tax dollars than they pay. You're welcome for subsidizing your awfulness.

If thinking that making fun of the south for sucking at life affects my day in anyway makes you feel better, go for it. :lol:

Oh wait, you were just talking about football, weren't you? That's a real shocker.
 
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Our coach had prior experience and can sometimes behave similarly. But you knew that.

If Meyer today pulled a stunt like Saban did the other day, you'd be all over him. You certainly wouldn't be looking back to a good-guy press conference he had in his UF days in an attempt to justify his behavior now. But I guess inconsistency is one hallmark of attempting to be the board contrarian.
 
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If Meyer today pulled a stunt like Saban did the other day, you'd be all over him. You certainly wouldn't be looking back to a good-guy press conference he had in his UF days in an attempt to justify his behavior now. But I guess inconsistency is one hallmark of attempting to be the board contrarian.
You are absolutely wrong on all counts. If Meyer did what Sabin did, I wouldn't care. What bothers me is when folks portray so many others as idiots/cheaters/jerks etc. it's so childish and tiresome and why you can't see that is beyond me. But I am again through with you because your one of the biggest offenders.
 
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If Meyer today pulled a stunt like Saban did the other day, you'd be all over him. You certainly wouldn't be looking back to a good-guy press conference he had in his UF days in an attempt to justify his behavior now. But I guess inconsistency is one hallmark of attempting to be the board contrarian.
Let me make this perfectly clear: matcar is not now the "board contrarian," nor will he be in future until you pry that proud title from my cold, dead fingers.
 
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It's true, most SEC states and schools are the worst in the country at most things, can't we let them have just one thing that they can shamelessly cheat to be the best at?

It's kinda built into their DNA, after all. They were pretty damn good at agriculture when they got to cheat at that, too.

That's not entirely true. Georgia and Florida have clawed their way into being relatively solid, respectable universities, and do you know what those two have in common? They are in the two SEC states most effected culturally by Northern transplants. The rest just want their foosball and fraternities and don't have much use for that heathen book learnin' and fancy cypherin'.
 
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