When did you know she was "The One"?

[Thump]

The sex is worth it.

Nice recovery.

 

[osugrad21]

The sex is worth it.

That is what Marv Albert said...

 

[Jagdaddy]

She stole my heart with the speed of a cheetah.

 

[daddyphatsacs]

She stole my heart with the speed of a cheetah.

Mine stole my heart with Florida like speed. Sadly, my Florida like speed carries over in other categories.

 

[osugrad21]

Roses are red, violets are blue
Cheyenne gave it up to Eric
and probably all of you.

 

[iambrutus]

i knew she was the one when she didn't run away from me

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

There was a moment when I was watching her. It was at an orgy. She was sandwiched between a Finnish midget and a Maoran tribesman, and I thought to myself, "wow, I could spend the rest of my life with this woman."

 

[endzoneBucki]

This thread is funny.
I knew she was the one when I heard the hammer click on her pappy's shotgun

 

[tyrus]

There was a moment when I was watching her. It was at an orgy. She was sandwiched between a Finnish midget and a Maoran tribesman, and I thought to myself, "wow, I could spend the rest of my life with this woman."

Whats up Matilda

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

Whats up Matilda

Classic. You even found a pic from the correct scene. That's due diligence.

 

[OH10]

This thread has no testicles....

"How did you know she was the one?"

"She looked into my eyes with her big blues, stole my heart, and I've been on cloud 9 since."

 

[Folanator]

She was the hotest and youngest girl that would stand for me.

 

[Flocka]

True love is hard to find, sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend..

 

[daddyphatsacs]

There was a moment when I was watching her. It was at an orgy. She was sandwiched between a Finnish midget and a Maoran tribesman, and I thought to myself, "wow, I could spend the rest of my life with this woman."

I think you call that love depo.

 

[BUCKYLE]

True love is hard to find, sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend..

...And it stops right there. I think what my man Mitch was trying to say is that true love is blind...salut.

I'm not a talker, I'm not a talker.