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After we broke up in the late 90s and she moved to Korea, Georgia, Tennessee, and other places, yet still tracked me down over the Interwebs and emailed me like a cyber stalker.
That's when I knew she was "THE ONE." I really didn't have a choice in the matter.
That's when I knew she was "THE ONE." I really didn't have a choice in the matter.
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OCBucksFan
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Buckin' A;724632; said:When she gets pregnant...
I knew it when I had been with her for a couple years, wasn't bored and still enjoyed her company. That was when I decided to pop the question.
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scooter1369
HTTR Forever.
When the first BJ makes your ears pop from change of pressure.
Note: this will also be your last BJ...
Note: this will also be your last BJ...
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BayBuck;725160; said:
Let me guess...reese's cups, macaroni and cheese (boxed), Jr. Bacon cheeseburgers, with a glass of Hawaiian Punch, and a tube of cookie dough for dessert.
Just a hunch.
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LakeCoBuck
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I was hooked when....
she put my manhood in her purse and kept it! It has been 10 years and I still have no idea where my nuts are being held hostage!
LCB
she put my manhood in her purse and kept it! It has been 10 years and I still have no idea where my nuts are being held hostage!
LCB
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LakeCoBuck;725255; said:she put my manhood in her purse and kept it! It has been 10 years and I still have no idea where my nuts are being held hostage!
LCB
My testicles are in a mason jar. When I'm on my best behavior I am allowed to look at them and reminisce about how I used to have a social life, or how if I wanted to go out with friends it didn't require asking permission, or a condition that we exchange evenings on a one-for-one basis, where I can go play on one night, while she can go with her mom and sisters to play BINGO in return on another.
The funny thing is, I can go out to a bar for twice as long and spend half as much as she does playing BINGO. :ohwell:
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Dryden;725273; said:
Wow!
Is that why you always buy her rose icons on here?
That's embarrasing.
Surprised you even admitted such on here.
I'm sure no one on here will give you grief about your lack of manhood.
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The sex is worth it.Thump;725279; said:Wow!
Is that why you always buy her rose icons on here?
That's embarrasing.
Surprised you even admitted such on here.
I'm sure no one on here will give you grief about your lack of manhood.
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