Tim Tebow (Blessed)

[Deety]

Eh, all the nonsense will quiet down eventually.

 

[jwinslow]

Wow

Tebow Watch - NFL - ESPN

 

[NFBuck]

Wow

Tebow Watch - NFL - ESPN

Credibility!

 

[Jaxbuck]

Tebow Watch - NFL - ESPN

JFC

Speaking of further insanity related to Tebow;

The following fragmentation of fans has occurred down here, see if you can follow the logic (as it were).

The Jags did not draft Tebow, therefore to show my loyalty to Him I am now a Bronco fan and better yet I honestly believe anyone who is a Jag fan is a Gator hater so regardless of being a Jacksonville resident I now wish them ill and hope they are moved. The only people who buy tickets to the Jags now are transplanted Yankee Gator haters.

Do not think for one second I am making this shit up. This is real and they are numerous.

Also do not doubt for one second that I am tempted to become a serious Jags fan.

 

[localyokel]

Wow

Tebow Watch - NFL - ESPN

So, does ESPiN have one of these pages for every player who was drafted, or just the ones they have a ginormous man-crush on?

 

[NFBuck]

So, does ESPiN have one of these pages for every player who was drafted, or just the ones they have a ginormous man-crush on?

What do you think?

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

The Jags did not draft Tebow, therefore to show my loyalty to Him I am now a Bronco fan and better yet I honestly believe anyone who is a Jag fan is a Gator hater so regardless of being a Jacksonville resident I now wish them ill and hope they are moved. The only people who buy tickets to the Jags now are transplanted Yankee Gator haters.

Jesus, you'd almost think the Jags' braintrust scourged him and nailed him to a frickin' cross. The Broncos? They just nailed him to a clipboard from which there will be no resurrection.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Jesus, you'd almost think the Jags' braintrust scourged him and nailed him to a frickin' cross. The Broncos? They just nailed him to a clipboard from which there will be no resurrection.

Go Jags!

 

[Jaxbuck]

Link

The news about the University of Florida installing statues honoring its three Heisman Trophy winners left a major question unanswered.

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[ORD_Buckeye]

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So if he's anatomically correct, we're talking Ken Doll. I do like the idea of Ezekial 25:17 for his eye shadow; although SAT 8:90 would be my choice.

 

[Jaxbuck]

So if he's anatomically correct, we're talking Ken Doll. I do like the idea of Ezekial 25:17 for his eye shadow; although SAT 8:90 would be my choice.

If its anatomically correct they are going to have to add Urban

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

If its anatomically correct they are going to have to add Urban

Not enough rep in the world!

 

[buckeyemania11]

Freeney froths for crack at rookie offensive tackles, Tebow | ProFootballTalk.com

Nine offensive tackles were picked in the first four rounds of the 2010 draft. And Colts defensive end Dwight Freeney can't wait to get a crack at them.

"I'm licking my chops," Freeney told Sam Farmer of the Los Angeles Times. "When you have a rookie offensive tackle, I can't wait. Because for an offensive tackle, you're not good until you're in like your eighth year. You've got to get beat up for a while to learn what to do and what not to. It's when you're about in your fifth through 10th years as an offensive tackle that you're in your prime.

"All these rookies coming out? They don't know anything," Freeney said. "I can't wait."

Freeney also has a soft spot for rookie quarterbacks.

"I couldn't wait to hit Mark Sanchez," Freeney told Farmer. "And I can't wait to hit Tim Tebow even more."


It's still unclear whether Freeney will get a crack at Tebow in 2010. The Colts play the Broncos in Week 3, but it's not likely at this point that Tebow will be the starting quarterback.

 

[Mike80]

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The first reader comment from that story:

Another question, should they make the statue anatomically correct, thus risking an explosion in the pregnancy rate of Florida undergrads? Or will the mere presence of such sculpture spontaneously impregnate any fecund woman who comes within 15 feet of its marble magnificence?

 

[localyokel]

I'm looking forward to this lofty art project being completed.

Imagine all the hubbub when the first miracle occurs and the statue is seen crying real human tears. Hucksters coast-to-coast will be hawking vials of Tebow tears on cable TV every morning at 4AM. One drop and you are guaranteed to be purer, holier and, it goes without saying, faster.