Congratulations, Denver Broncos. You just drafted the first ever first round Mr. Irrelevant.
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Why does everyone feel the need to make excuses for Tebow? He's a big boy and he's now a professional with millions of dollars involved, so why is it necessary for anyone in the media to apologize after saying anything remotely negative about the Gator legend?
"Tebow needs about three to five years before he can be considered a possible NFL quarterback, and even then his muscle memory from years and years of bad mechanics and poor passing skills will still likely catch up to him. But he's the type of guy you'd like to marry your daughter. In fact, if he wants to marry my daughters right now, fine by me. He's so special and is such a positive influence around a locker room that he can marry my son, too. Actually (dropping down to one knee), Tim, will you marry me? Get out of the way, Urban. Tim, come lead my football team. I don't care that you lock on to one receiver like Gabourey Sidibe on a Double Down, just forgive me for questioning your drop down throwing motion. Tim ... TIM!!!"
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Analysis: By far and away the worst pick in this draft. Wow. How can you justify trading away Cutler and picking this kid. He's a fifth-round pick -- at best. Now we know why Josh McDaniels will last one more year in Denver. Horrible. Just horrible. Grade [SIZE=+2]F[/SIZE]
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