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THREAD of BEARD

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Bucky Katt;1361222; said:
Alas, but the time has come to trim my beard. I'm getting food stuck in it. My mustache hair gets caught in my soda can and gets pulled out. Forgive me, for I know not what I do. :sad2:


And pray for my soul should the beard decide to fight back when I try to trim it. :eek:
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You gotta trims the mouth. I only didnt trims durnin november. all other times, i trim my mouth area. the rest is unruly and wild.
 
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DGADBTWSOM;1361231; said:
For those too lazy to grow/manage a beard.

Beards.

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i grew a beard because i was lazy... i didn't know one could be too lazy to grow a beard... by not growing a beard, you are shaving, therefore doing something productive.
 
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jmorbitz;1362496; said:
The ESPN360 commercials with Billy Mays are pretty funny, but, I just saw one where his entire family (wife, young daughter) have a beard like his and I was laughing so fucking hard. That was awesome. :beard:
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Those commercials are great. Somebody DVRed all three and put them together, but the A/V sync gets worse and worse as the video gets further along. Good to know Billy Mays doesn't take himself seriously.

"Live sports at work? That's much better than work at work!"

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_reTuUjnmM]YouTube - Billy Mays ESPN[/ame]
 
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Billy Mays just might have the greatest opening paragraph on all of Wikipedia!

Billy Mays - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

William "Billy" D. Mays (born July 20, 1958) is a television commercial and infomercial salesperson most notable for his unique voice and promoting OxiClean, Orange Glo, and other cleaning, home-based, and maintenance products. His signature yelling approach to pitching an array of products, along with his recognizable beard, have gained Mays a substantial amount of recognition.
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:slappy:
 
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Dryden;1363884; said:
Those commercials are great. Somebody DVRed all three and put them together, but the A/V sync gets worse and worse as the video gets further along. Good to know Billy Mays doesn't take himself seriously.

"Live sports at work? That's much better than work at work!"

YouTube - Billy Mays ESPN
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Oh shit, the second video just became one of my favorite pieces of advertisement. The M*ch*g*n fucker is pissed off and throws his remote, as it shows a tOSU player running into the end zone against State Penn. Priceless. Then Billy Mays' family has beards, hilarious. :slappy:

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Thanks o bearded ones! This thread has helped me make it through the Monday after Christmas, sitting at work with nothing to do.

My avatar got in on the beard action early, but I missed the thread that started it all.

31 pages of hilarity!
 
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Bucky Katt;1361222; said:
Alas, but the time has come to trim my beard. I'm getting food stuck in it. My mustache hair gets caught in my soda can and gets pulled out. Forgive me, for I know not what I do. :sad2:


And pray for my soul should the beard decide to fight back when I try to trim it. :eek:
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Still haven't done it. I know I need to, but I'm terrified of what might happen.
 
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